... =]

• Darcie Boelen I will give you my piano.

  18 minutes ago · 
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  Joe Blay And my wife.

  15 minutes ago ·  · 
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  Darcie Boelen ‎(psst, you forgot about your leg)

  14 minutes ago · 
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  Joe Blay You forgot your face.

  5 minutes ago ·  · 
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  Darcie Boelen You forgot your dog.

  2 minutes ago · 
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  Joe Blay You forgot your cats...which are just corpses because I killed them.

  about a minute ago ·  · 
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  Darcie Boelen GTFO

  11 seconds ago · 

J.A.M

JAMIROQUAI HAVE A NEW ALBUM COMING ... 


" We're delighted to announce that Jamiroquai’s new album ‘Rock Dust Light Star’ is to be released by Mercury Records in November 2010! " -- http://www.jamiroquai.com/

Match Report - K.E.H.A.N.A

Loss - 11 - 2

• It was against Macho Men, they're crazy :P
• The one wearing black pissed me off ... a lot
• Brandon yelled at me when I said a goal was his fault. When it was his fault. 
• Miguel palmed the ball into our net twice :P You asshole :P
• But he did make lots of good saves for a lost cause

Goalscorers --

Nathan - 1

Brandon - 1

Texan Cable Massacre.

Chris Martin pulling the cord from Will's guitar ...

Lol I'm gonna do that at some stage :D

Quote(s) of The Week [Week 2]

Oh Ashlyn ...

1. "Joe, you're gonna give it to me"
2. "Shit's up"
3. "Now use your fingers"
4. "I like it that way"
5. "We're having ... sex"

... Brilliant. 

...

As if to say ...

My New Jacket.

Well the other day I bought a new jacket. It's really awesome and looks kind of militaristic. It looks like a sergeant's jacket from some kind of future earth army who have lasers. Whenever I put it on, I suddenly feel like this great army leader guy who commands his troops on some far off snow world with an icy glare.

And then I have to go and play Dawn Of War with the Imperial Guard ( Interestingly an Earth army from the future with lasers - as mentioned above) and feel all cool.

You'll see it tonight at Geoff/Tom's ...

And be amazed !

Match Report - K.E.H.A.N.A

K.E.H.A.N.A vs Jast 19

Result - Loss -- 5 - 6


Goalscorers;

Joe - 3
Brandon - 1
Tom/Jaimie? - 1

• Tom is amazing and jizztastic. His pass for me to score my third goal was ... just ... *Faints*
• Brandon should close his legs when in the goals.
• Yeah ... Brandon ...
• Brandon should also not show up late and then not pay the price of missing game time.
• Brandon should also do his allotted 10 minutes in goals next time.
• Brandon scored epically however.
• Yet again we're in front and then concede at the last moment to lose ... 

The Island of Tetra.

For those of you who did the Maths Competition paper last week with the last question being about the island of  Tetra, remember how we all took a guess and wasted time drawing maps on our one regulation sheet of working paper?

This smart guy has figured it out;

Q - There are so many towns on the island of Tetra, all connected by roads. Each town has three roads leading to three other different towns: one red road, one yellow road and one blue road, where no two roads meet other than at towns. If you start from any town and travel along red and yellow roads alternately (RYRY...) you will get back to your starting town after having travelled over six different roads. In fact RYRYRY will always get you back to where you started. In the same way, going along yellow and blue roads alternately will always get you back to the starting point after travelling along six different roads (YBYBYB). On the other hand, going along red and blue roads alternately will always get you back to the starting point after travelling along four different roads (RBRB). How many towns are there on Tetra?



Solution;


24 Towns.

Thank you to: Matthew Stoneham
EDIT; And Anonymous 

Now I don't know what you guys put as the answer, but I put 7 ... so ... EDIT; Not so ... close ... 

B.U.M.P.Y.R.I.D.E

With The Hoosiers new album due to be released shortly, here are my top 3 picks for the singles to come from The Illusion of Safety;

1. Choices - The most obvious one ... considering it's already the first single !
2. Bumpy Ride - (Video Below) It's a very cool and upbeat song. Already been picked up and received media attention via (Strangely) friend of the band Perez Hilton ... 
3. Unlikely Hero - The song I feel is shaping up to be my favourite from the album. Very upbeat and "Pop" styled. Sure to gain success.
4. WILD CARD(S) - Glorious and/or Made to Measure and/or Giddy Up - Could all also be singles. Perhaps they'll have more than 3 singles from this album? :O

The Illusion of Safety Tracks.

Downloadable Sample Song Title                                           Time Price LOL BRANDON MILK   1. Choices 2:48 Not Available   2. Bumpy Ride 3:59 Not Available   3. Who Said Anything (About Falling In    Love)? 3:05 Not Available   4. Unlikely Hero 3:50 Not Available   5. Lovers In My Head 3:39 Not Available   6. Live By The Ocean 4:03 Not Available   7. Devil's In the Detail 3:13 Not Available   8. Glorious 4:46 Not Available   9. Made To Measure 4:21 Not Available 10. Giddy Up 2:59 Not Available 11. Sarajevo 5:44 Not Available 12. Little Brutes 3:21 Not Available

Is it just me.

Or is there suddenly an high influx of Blog Layout changes ...

First Blaise, then Music Professio Mihi, then Trooper Rants, then Words Of Brophy .... also Farcical Aquatic Ceremonies changed it's layout with no advertisement ...

Sheep.

:D

Euro AFL.

While last night I was at the football with Miguel watching a gallant Eagles side lose to the Lions, some 500 Swiss went to watch the German national AFL side play the Swedish  national AFL side.

There is a surprisingly high amount of European nations that have AFL teams;

Germany, Denmark, Sweden, Iceland, Great Britain and Finland (Who in their last match scored 2.1 (13) over all 4 quarters :P )

Amazing.

Match Report - K.E.H.A.N.A

Draw 3 - 3

• Brandon scored 1
• Chris scored 1
• Ben scored 1

Yeah, we were in front and then conceded with 3 seconds to go ... 

Talking to Tymon.

As we all know Tymon left school earlier this year because he never did his assignments ... oh and he also had something with his finger ...

Anyway he sometimes talks to me on Facebook. He's doing degrees in personal training and massage therapy or something. The most recent conversation is as as follows:

T - blay


J - Tymon, How's life?


T - Yea it's pretty good how's school?


J- Really annoying and hard work


T - haha hang in there. How far until you guys have exams?


J - in a few months


T - Hey don't worry if you fail them, you can always get a job at maccas


J - You're an asshole Tymon ... 

Blocs That Allow You To Party.

1 - Bloc Party.

2 - The Hooisers first single of their second album was released today ... unavailable on the Australian iTunes store ... must ... check ... JB-Hi-Fi ... tomorrow ...

3 - This is the 201st Blog Post