That said, I still opened presents ... just at like 5 PM after we got home from the lunch serving and were organised.
I manned the potato station, where people would come up and I would place a potato onto their plate ... it was a gun job ... deal with it.
Some photographs from the event;
Me - Confused by the bread
Me - Now clearly not confused by the bread, and cutting it with my big muscular Christmas arms
I got so many phone number requests ...
Other highlights of the day included;
1 - The poor singing of the Asian choir
2 - The fat bogan couple, the woman looked like this -

3 - The hot chicks
4 - A small Irish boy asking me for a potato ... that was incredibly awesome!
3 comments:
hahah "god you sure know how to serve them potatoes, can i get your number?" very smooth joe :P
That woman is pretty much THE stereotypical bogan. Notice the pout, and the vast ignorance of her obesity, and therefore her lack of willingness to wear appropriate clothes for her girth...
the irish kid is the best.
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