Impact.

1. All of a sudden I like Watercolour.
2. Supercrazy northbridge partay tomorrow night.
3. My grandmother got a toy male chicken that squawks in terror when you pick it up by the comb.
4. My dog sheds a lot of hair when you give him a bath.
5. Applied for job today ...
6. Brilliant.

Lego Matrix

As we all know, I'm a big fan of The Matrix.

Here we see the famous, 'Trinity, Help!", scene (The one where he dodges the bullets in slow motion) recreated in Lego !

Trust me, it doesn't disappoint.

Over 440 hours of work went into the 1:24 long film (Apparently), with the bullets and dodging agents obviously having taken up the bulk of the work.

Also ...

MATTHEW IS Universal Serial Bussily RETARDED

Oh Geoff ...

1. Geoff likes to pretend he's camera shy
2. Conor is ... there ...

Flicking through various televison shows on Foxtel, as you do, I stumbled upon this funny show;

"1066: The Year That Changed the World"

The description read;

"Part 2: The English arrive at Stamford Bridge, catching the Viking army off guard. "

Yeah that's right Chelsea, your home ground is named after a place that used to be infested with Vikings.

Actually watching the show was even more eye-opening, as the English soldiers urinated on the fallen soldiers of the Viking army. Classy.

. (Dots) .

A few things;

1. I shaved (Mum made me) ... so that little competition can no longer go ahead.
2. I have drunk excessive amounts of water.
3. I like songs by Damien Leith ... it's my dirty secret ... but he's like a light Alternative-Pop singer. They're good songs.
4. Cheese and Onion are my favourite chip flavour ... what's yours?
5. My Family is really funny.
6. Season 3 of IT Crowd is mine, and it's superfunny ... but unfortunately is only 6 episodes long :@
7. Yay!

EDIT; My Family is meant in the fictitious sense of the television show, "My Family" which is funny ... I am yet to analyse the comedic value of my actual family.

New Facts !

1. I will be able to consume meat on 22Nd of June, as this would have equalled me having lasted exactly 9 months.
2. I possibly will not shave for the entire holidays ... I haven't since last Thursday ... should I do this, and see how close to Blaise in a day I can get in 2 weeks?

Lifehouse

Unbeknownst to me, American Alternative band, "Lifehouse" who I have continually touted as, "The American Coldplay", have recently released a new album.

Smoke and Mirrors already has a single out called, "Halfway There". It's awesome and I can't wait to buy it !

Word Verification Mysteries - # 6

Just in time for Easter ... ?

WOW

Tying Lolly Snakes in Knots With My Mouth

Just finished another packet after practising over the last few days. I've managed to narrow my personal best time down to,

One green snake tied in: 7.36 Seconds.

I doubt I'll beat that ... but then again, I do have another bag to go for tomorrow.

Night - Sky Ally

Night-Sky Ally

Hello Mr Moon.

The darkness comes casting,

a deafening chant over the earth.

Black warriors winged, illusion everlasting;

end their reign in this place.

Golden screeching spear comes in vibrant flash,

and agitates the airborne ash.

Silvery soldier of the queen,

hero of this bloody scene.

Always there without fail,

hide no more behind a glistening veil.

Take care of my love,

to save her soul.

The tears subside,

the sea is cold.

Until the day you shone for me no more,

that burnt to cinders my innermost core,

Goodbye Mr Moon.

Joseph Blay, 2010

Depeche Mode

Just bought, 'Exciter' by Depeche Mode ...

Let's see what it's like ...

testing ...

5

4

3

2

1

...

It's bloody awesome !