Saturday, May 1, 2010

Indirect Indoor Injuries.

  1. Bruised left thumb
  2. Burnt left hip
  3. Strained biceps
  4. Strained triceps
  5. Strained left calf muscle (Partially due to overuse this week with cross-country training as well as cramping up during the second game)
  6. Bruised left knee
  7. Badly bruised right knee
  8. Strained stomach muscles
  9. Sore lower back
I am also aware Brandon achieved a bleeding left elbow and burnt hip.
Success !

I hate playing the first game of the season.

5 comments:

E. Brophy said...

And I'd say that most of those injuries were caused by you diving every second.

mr shinoda. said...

Seconded.l

Mr. Delson said...

thrided!

The :: Inquisitor said...

Yeah the bruising is all from my brilliant dives (which weren't paid by the ref !) ...

and the calf cramp came after scoring the fourth (equalising equalising equalising) goal ... which caused the game to end in a draw ... because I equalised ... like some sort of equalising bitch ... because it ended in a draw ...

Brandon said...

He was probably diving because of his cramps lol