The :: Ass

Ok so there's this guy that plays against us sometimes at Indoor. He's a total jerk. Wattsy the faggot.

Every time he gets tackled he plays for free kicks and/or pretends that he's been injured by the, somehow invisible, heinous lack of balance and respect of the aforementioned tackler.

E.g - Wong tackled him, but with his back to the referee. Wattsy seizes this opportunity and pretends to have had his eye gouged out. He groans in fake pain and grasps at his eye. Fuckwit. You'd think, with the amount of times he's played for a free and not gotten any response, that you would realise that nobody beleives your petty lies.

And then, after he gets no sympathy, he becomes angry. How he can become enraged at people who have done absolutley nothing but played the game is beyond comprehension. He lashes out and pushes people, and starts to get dirty with his tackles. It is at this point in enragement that the verbal insults begin to bleed from his dirty little mouth.

"Fuck you", "You're shit"

"Why don't you open your eyes next time you make a save?"
Gee Wattsy, you're so right, I'd better make sure I let you score next time you shoot it into my face and I use my hands to block it. I'm sure you could see my eyes through the gloves and speeding ball hurtling toward the goals.

Or perhaps it's more a manifestation of you're lack of composure, skill and ablilty in front of goals that forces your shots to often fly wide of the goals or simply rebound off me? And then, due to your phenomenally low self-esteem, you feel the need to blame the keeper for ... uhh ... doing his job?
It is also feesable to assume that your lack of a goal that time, and the resultant ridiculous insult directed at me, was really an attack on yourself.
You probably should have scored, after all, I apparently had my eyes closed. If i can't see the ball, you should be able to softly plop the ball past me. But did you? Oh no Wattsy you didn't. You couldn't even score when the keeper has his eyes closed in your sniveling insignificant fantasy world.

Incrediously, and not surprisingly, you were on the team during the famous, "Fucking Matt is a Fucking Dick" game. Where two members of the same team had a fight. I belive it was you who was, "Fucking Matt" ... you "Fucking Dick".

So, "Wattsy", "Matt", "Fucking Dick" ... whatever your real name is, nobody likes you. Could be due to you being a Tottenham supporter.
Or the fact that you're a hack of a player.
Or the fact that your self-esteem has dropped so far and deep into the gaping chasm of failure that you feel the overwheliming need to blame others for your mistakes.

Or ... you know ... you could be an Asshole?
Oh wait, thats it !