Here is a list, in order, of my favourite Stand Up comedians;
1 - Dane Cook
2 - Jeremy Hotz
3 - Kyle Cease (Like a Vagina!) - (you'd get it if you knew his stand up)
4 - Jeff Dunham
5 - Gina Yashere
6 - Mitch Fatel
7 - Stephen K. Amos
8 - John Pinette
9 - Dan Mintz
10 - Greg Proops
Who are your favourite comedians ... and we can do like a big list of comedians we should all see :)
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Friday, November 27, 2009
Epic F.C Vs (Some weird number thingy)
No need for a detailed match report.
We played pretty good in the first half. 2-3 at half time.
We played not so good in the second half.
Defending was a bit poor at times.
Joe was tired and could have done ALOT better.
Disappointing match.
7-3.
Blaise - 1
James - 2
James' second goal was fucking awesome. Ripped 2 players before blasting it home.
Conrad gets Joe's defender of the match, put his body on the line a lot and was well organised in defence.
Geoff also wins this award, from the other game Joe played.
We played pretty good in the first half. 2-3 at half time.
We played not so good in the second half.
Defending was a bit poor at times.
Joe was tired and could have done ALOT better.
Disappointing match.
7-3.
Blaise - 1
James - 2
James' second goal was fucking awesome. Ripped 2 players before blasting it home.
Conrad gets Joe's defender of the match, put his body on the line a lot and was well organised in defence.
Geoff also wins this award, from the other game Joe played.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Frank Lampard
What a dickhead! Here I go, sacraficing Torres to put him into my fantasy premier league team ... and what does he do? ... Goes out and gets himself injured, playing for England, like a retard!
What a JERK!
Screw you Frank ... it's not like England are going to win the World Cup, why sacrafice yourself for a lost cause !
What a JERK!
Screw you Frank ... it's not like England are going to win the World Cup, why sacrafice yourself for a lost cause !
Friday, November 20, 2009
Epic F.C Vs The Awesome
All the pre-match hype!
All the pre-match violence!
All the pre-match laughter!
Fun game. Epic F.C played really well, with Goalkeeper Joseph Blay holding off a barrage of shots to keep the Epic side in the game. Geoff 'lion' Keuk scored first, dribbling down the wing to blast a shot at the near post. The keeper deflected the shot, only to have it rebound across the goals and bounce into the far corner, past the last-ditch effort from Joe.
Epic F.C played well for the rest of the first half, and the scoreline reading 2 - 0 at half time, after a speedy blast from Miguel.
The second half was far more exciting. Again, the goalkeeper played well and kept his team in the game, until an unfortunate back pass lead to a penalty.
Initially, milkboy stepped up to shoot against colourblindboy. However, Conor Richards stepped up and calmly slotted the goal past Joe.
The next goal came from a fantastic effort from the penalty scorer, putting his side up 4 - 0.
Then with just a minute to go, the referee made a ridiculous decision. Geoff was struggling in a tackle with Matthew, and was able to just get his shot away from the edge of the D. It looked to be a goal, before a big glove from the keeper shot between his legs and stopped the ball, clearly 10 Cm in front.
How the referee saw it as a goal is beyond me. I'm not making this up either, it really wasn't a goal.
This actually evened out though, because Geoff had another shot disallowed, that was saved, then rebounded off the post, and actually went in. The referee called it to be not over the line. So Geoff' goals stayed the same.
A really physical match, Epic F.C played really well.
Joe had lots and lots of good saves. Pretty average throwouts though, could have done a lot better.
Conrad was super speedy, playing a very attacking style of game but still defending well.
James played a great all round game.
Blaise was a gun, as always.
Wong defended really well, stopping Geoff 'lion' Kuek on many occasions.
Jordan had a few decent efforts and played well up forward.
All the pre-match violence!
All the pre-match laughter!
Fun game. Epic F.C played really well, with Goalkeeper Joseph Blay holding off a barrage of shots to keep the Epic side in the game. Geoff 'lion' Keuk scored first, dribbling down the wing to blast a shot at the near post. The keeper deflected the shot, only to have it rebound across the goals and bounce into the far corner, past the last-ditch effort from Joe.
Epic F.C played well for the rest of the first half, and the scoreline reading 2 - 0 at half time, after a speedy blast from Miguel.
The second half was far more exciting. Again, the goalkeeper played well and kept his team in the game, until an unfortunate back pass lead to a penalty.
Initially, milkboy stepped up to shoot against colourblindboy. However, Conor Richards stepped up and calmly slotted the goal past Joe.
The next goal came from a fantastic effort from the penalty scorer, putting his side up 4 - 0.
Then with just a minute to go, the referee made a ridiculous decision. Geoff was struggling in a tackle with Matthew, and was able to just get his shot away from the edge of the D. It looked to be a goal, before a big glove from the keeper shot between his legs and stopped the ball, clearly 10 Cm in front.
How the referee saw it as a goal is beyond me. I'm not making this up either, it really wasn't a goal.
This actually evened out though, because Geoff had another shot disallowed, that was saved, then rebounded off the post, and actually went in. The referee called it to be not over the line. So Geoff' goals stayed the same.
A really physical match, Epic F.C played really well.
Joe had lots and lots of good saves. Pretty average throwouts though, could have done a lot better.
Conrad was super speedy, playing a very attacking style of game but still defending well.
James played a great all round game.
Blaise was a gun, as always.
Wong defended really well, stopping Geoff 'lion' Kuek on many occasions.
Jordan had a few decent efforts and played well up forward.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
John Pinette
So hilarious !
Remember yesterday when I started doing the Chinese man impressions, "Eat Broccori"?
It's from this guy ...
Remember yesterday when I started doing the Chinese man impressions, "Eat Broccori"?
It's from this guy ...
Monday, November 16, 2009
Runaway Raindrop
Runaway Raindrop
Why so many tears
There's nothing left to hold you know
and you know you can't stay here
To earth you will fall soon
And from earth you will rise
With 'No' in your mouth now
But there's 'Yes' in your eyes
The cloudbursts are behind you
And a long fall ahead alone
Runaway Raindrop
You have to go home
Sometimes just for a moment, we are what we are
A bag full of second chances, overflowed and spilling out
Down, over and around the original burying ground
Where everyone gets even and everything is as clear as can be
Unending, unalone, into it you come and out of it you'll go
No more running, no more becoming
It takes a flake to know one and here you are
On the edge of yourself and ready to leap
Built to last only as long as snow upon the sea
Say what you will
Say it's all a dream
But if you stay where you are now
You may never leave
It's time to surrender
It's time to awake
Waiting is for buzzards
Wolves never wait
A wolf never waits...
The closer you look
The farther it looks away
You're moving on now
And they're here to stay
- Jonathan Donahue
Why so many tears
There's nothing left to hold you know
and you know you can't stay here
To earth you will fall soon
And from earth you will rise
With 'No' in your mouth now
But there's 'Yes' in your eyes
The cloudbursts are behind you
And a long fall ahead alone
Runaway Raindrop
You have to go home
Sometimes just for a moment, we are what we are
A bag full of second chances, overflowed and spilling out
Down, over and around the original burying ground
Where everyone gets even and everything is as clear as can be
Unending, unalone, into it you come and out of it you'll go
No more running, no more becoming
It takes a flake to know one and here you are
On the edge of yourself and ready to leap
Built to last only as long as snow upon the sea
Say what you will
Say it's all a dream
But if you stay where you are now
You may never leave
It's time to surrender
It's time to awake
Waiting is for buzzards
Wolves never wait
A wolf never waits...
The closer you look
The farther it looks away
You're moving on now
And they're here to stay
- Jonathan Donahue
Rove Live!
Mny of you already know this but Rove McManus has decided, after 10 years, to end his television show.
Announcing his retirement on his last show of 2009, Rove has decided he's finished.
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Just about everyone in Australia knows and loves Rove, he's been around since we were just starting to watch TV, when we were 6 or 7. We grew up with Rove and now we can get old remembering him.
Announcing his retirement on his last show of 2009, Rove has decided he's finished.
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Just about everyone in Australia knows and loves Rove, he's been around since we were just starting to watch TV, when we were 6 or 7. We grew up with Rove and now we can get old remembering him.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Epic F.C Vs Velocity
This week saw the utterly brilliant Epic F.C play against an opposition that was seen playing last week. That opposition was Velocity.
A quiet hush moved over the crowd as the match began. Immediately, Epic F.C looked to attack, with plenty of attacking plays and movement in the opening few minutes. Velocity aslo looked very strong, living up to their suggestive name, with rapid counterattack plays.
As the first half wore on, neither team really looked like scoring, until Blaise Walker sped past two defenders, and blasted the ball through the keepers legs to put Epic F.C in front.
The joy was short lived however, with a momentary lapse in defence leaving super defender Conrad Loo with two opponents charging down the left wing. Conrad did well to hold up the first attacker, but was easily passed around, leading to a shot from the opposition that blazed past the keeper.
Keen to regain the lead, Epic F.C continued to push up the field, but to no avail. At the other end of the pitch, Goalkeeper Joe Blay was keeping his team in the game. After saving two shots easily an extremely powerful shot looked to be a goal before the keeper produced his best save to date.
A lunging dive, from the left post to the right, got the keeper airborne, before he got a glove to it and then promptly smashed his head into the post. Lucky for padding.
With just under a minute to go int he first half, Epic F.C continued to attack, producing a fantastic move that led to a goal from Jordan Edwards. Unfortunately, the goal was disallowed in a contentious decision that favoured the opposition.
As the second half began, Epic F.C certainly looked the better team. Swift attacking plays and resolute defending showed how the team as really come along in terms of cohesive unit work.
Finally the breakthrough came, a great through ball from a free kick by Conrad Loo put Blaise in a position to blast the ball straight past the keeper and put his side in front again.
At 2-1, Epic F.C looked to add more goals. However, a sting of shots led to nothing, with the Velocity goalkeeper doing well to stop shots from James, Wong and Blaise.
With just 6 minutes to go, Velocity made a rare play that got past Matthew Wong, the striker got his shot past the attempted block and around the goalkeeper to make the final 5 minutes interesting.
At 2-2, both teams pushed high up the field, in an all-or-nothing desperate attempt to take all the points from the game.
Unfortunately, neither team could get the goal and the match ended 2-2.
A game that Epic F.C could have won if it were not for some bad luck in front of goal.
Notes:
Great defending again this week!
Joes defender of the week: Conrad Loo - Heaps of blocks and did well to hold up play down the left hand side.
Everyone played really good up forward too, great plays and good shots.
Keep it up.
A quiet hush moved over the crowd as the match began. Immediately, Epic F.C looked to attack, with plenty of attacking plays and movement in the opening few minutes. Velocity aslo looked very strong, living up to their suggestive name, with rapid counterattack plays.
As the first half wore on, neither team really looked like scoring, until Blaise Walker sped past two defenders, and blasted the ball through the keepers legs to put Epic F.C in front.
The joy was short lived however, with a momentary lapse in defence leaving super defender Conrad Loo with two opponents charging down the left wing. Conrad did well to hold up the first attacker, but was easily passed around, leading to a shot from the opposition that blazed past the keeper.
Keen to regain the lead, Epic F.C continued to push up the field, but to no avail. At the other end of the pitch, Goalkeeper Joe Blay was keeping his team in the game. After saving two shots easily an extremely powerful shot looked to be a goal before the keeper produced his best save to date.
A lunging dive, from the left post to the right, got the keeper airborne, before he got a glove to it and then promptly smashed his head into the post. Lucky for padding.
With just under a minute to go int he first half, Epic F.C continued to attack, producing a fantastic move that led to a goal from Jordan Edwards. Unfortunately, the goal was disallowed in a contentious decision that favoured the opposition.
As the second half began, Epic F.C certainly looked the better team. Swift attacking plays and resolute defending showed how the team as really come along in terms of cohesive unit work.
Finally the breakthrough came, a great through ball from a free kick by Conrad Loo put Blaise in a position to blast the ball straight past the keeper and put his side in front again.
At 2-1, Epic F.C looked to add more goals. However, a sting of shots led to nothing, with the Velocity goalkeeper doing well to stop shots from James, Wong and Blaise.
With just 6 minutes to go, Velocity made a rare play that got past Matthew Wong, the striker got his shot past the attempted block and around the goalkeeper to make the final 5 minutes interesting.
At 2-2, both teams pushed high up the field, in an all-or-nothing desperate attempt to take all the points from the game.
Unfortunately, neither team could get the goal and the match ended 2-2.
A game that Epic F.C could have won if it were not for some bad luck in front of goal.
Notes:
Great defending again this week!
Joes defender of the week: Conrad Loo - Heaps of blocks and did well to hold up play down the left hand side.
Everyone played really good up forward too, great plays and good shots.
Keep it up.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
RW Opening
In the spirit of awesome live music, I have been inspired to bring you the intro from Robbie Williams 2006 Close Encounters your ( Which I was lucky enough to go and see).
Robbie is famous for his fantastic and entertaining shows and this tour was probably his best one.
The song is,"Radio" and the concert was filmed at the largest performance in leeds, UK.
Robbie is famous for his fantastic and entertaining shows and this tour was probably his best one.
The song is,"Radio" and the concert was filmed at the largest performance in leeds, UK.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
My Knees
Why am I so stupid?
This is not good ... it is destroying me.
They won't heal and they keep weeping plasma.
I'm going to die.
It's quite painful.
I hate it.
Why did I do such a stupid, stupid thing?
This is not good ... it is destroying me.
They won't heal and they keep weeping plasma.
I'm going to die.
It's quite painful.
I hate it.
Why did I do such a stupid, stupid thing?
Epic F.C vs (Some random number thing)
This week saw Epic F.C play against an unknown entity in (Some random number thing F.C) - (It's a whole bunch of 3's and 5's that apparently make a word).
Before the match, goalkeeper Joseph Blay celebrated a lunch time hatrick rather stupidly, melting the skin off the sides of both of his knees, and much speculation ensued about his match fitness. However, heavy bandaging by his private medical professional, Danni Blay, allowed the keeper to play the game unhindered by his bleedingkneesofdeathandpainbrandonislactoseintollerantcatfourteen.
Other team news came with the addition of super-sub James Hastings, Emerson Brophy still sidelined after a knee dislocation.
The game started off fairly slowly, with both teams settling into passing rhythms. The few times attacks on goal were made by either team, the defence worked well the cut them out.
As the rest of the first half continued the game opened up. There were plenty of on-target shots made from both teams but both goalkeepers were able to make expected saves.
The half time break drew near, with the defence from Epic F.C standing strong to block several desperate shots from the opposition to keep the scoreline at 0-0 at half time.
The second half was far more exciting, with 6 goals. The opposition drew first blood after a quick shot from the side slipped past Joe Blay. However, the scores would be level again just 2 minutes later with a strong Epic F.C attack leading to a simple tap in for the team.
Epic F.C piled the pressure on again, with a second goal just a few minutes after equalising.
Unfortunately an equaliser for the opposition came, again from the same position, with a shot fired low just out of reach for the goalkeeper.
This sparked a few minutes of attacking play from the opposition, with the Joe forced to make three saves. Epic F.C again put themselves in front however, with a third goal. Before a fourth was put in by Blaise Walker to give the side some breathing space.
the final two minutes were very tense with Epic F.C trying for a bonus point goal while still defending superbly.
Finally the final siren came, with Epic F.C winning a very hard fought and well deserved match 4-2.
Notes:
Defence;
Blocking and defending was absolutely fantastic. Keep it up.
Joes defender of the match: Conrad Loo - Put his body on the line with some great blocking and did well to break up lots of attacks.
Offence;
When our attackers get the ball, they often run to the sides. This would work if we all were able to force the ball into the net from the side, like Blaise has done several times this season, all the time. However, we saw that the best goals we've scored this season have come from shots in front of goal. If you don't feel confident enough to dribble into a front on shooting position, it's a good idea to dribble to the side and then cut the ball back to edge of the D. we would then need someone to follow this up and a simple shot should be enough to add a goal to our tally.
Before the match, goalkeeper Joseph Blay celebrated a lunch time hatrick rather stupidly, melting the skin off the sides of both of his knees, and much speculation ensued about his match fitness. However, heavy bandaging by his private medical professional, Danni Blay, allowed the keeper to play the game unhindered by his bleedingkneesofdeathandpainbrandonislactoseintollerantcatfourteen.
Other team news came with the addition of super-sub James Hastings, Emerson Brophy still sidelined after a knee dislocation.
The game started off fairly slowly, with both teams settling into passing rhythms. The few times attacks on goal were made by either team, the defence worked well the cut them out.
As the rest of the first half continued the game opened up. There were plenty of on-target shots made from both teams but both goalkeepers were able to make expected saves.
The half time break drew near, with the defence from Epic F.C standing strong to block several desperate shots from the opposition to keep the scoreline at 0-0 at half time.
The second half was far more exciting, with 6 goals. The opposition drew first blood after a quick shot from the side slipped past Joe Blay. However, the scores would be level again just 2 minutes later with a strong Epic F.C attack leading to a simple tap in for the team.
Epic F.C piled the pressure on again, with a second goal just a few minutes after equalising.
Unfortunately an equaliser for the opposition came, again from the same position, with a shot fired low just out of reach for the goalkeeper.
This sparked a few minutes of attacking play from the opposition, with the Joe forced to make three saves. Epic F.C again put themselves in front however, with a third goal. Before a fourth was put in by Blaise Walker to give the side some breathing space.
the final two minutes were very tense with Epic F.C trying for a bonus point goal while still defending superbly.
Finally the final siren came, with Epic F.C winning a very hard fought and well deserved match 4-2.
Notes:
Defence;
Blocking and defending was absolutely fantastic. Keep it up.
Joes defender of the match: Conrad Loo - Put his body on the line with some great blocking and did well to break up lots of attacks.
Offence;
When our attackers get the ball, they often run to the sides. This would work if we all were able to force the ball into the net from the side, like Blaise has done several times this season, all the time. However, we saw that the best goals we've scored this season have come from shots in front of goal. If you don't feel confident enough to dribble into a front on shooting position, it's a good idea to dribble to the side and then cut the ball back to edge of the D. we would then need someone to follow this up and a simple shot should be enough to add a goal to our tally.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Oh boys ...
It seems that our good friends over at Music Professio Mihi are neglecting to bring us their "100 Interesting Facts about Linkin Park". After my 100 Interesting Facts about Coldplay, I was hoping for some kind of CHALLENGE to be completed, but it seems that Mr Wong and Mr Kuek are reluctant to accept.
Monday, November 2, 2009
Blogging from the Wii
Totally awesome, this post has been typed, complete with time consumation, whilst on the internet browser available on the Wii.
Suck it PS3 . . .
Cue; Dumb, ignorant, consumerist, anti-progressive comment(s) from Tom
:)
Gosh the Wii is awesome
Suck it PS3 . . .
Cue; Dumb, ignorant, consumerist, anti-progressive comment(s) from Tom
:)
Gosh the Wii is awesome
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Wise Words
" An octopus is an octopus, and will remain and octopus. So it cannot become a dog"
- Some Asian guy that was interviewed about Virtua Fighter 5
- Some Asian guy that was interviewed about Virtua Fighter 5
Anyone want it?
I have recently acquired a copy of the, "Call of Duty: World at War" PlayMagazine Complete Game Guide.
It basically walks through all the missions and has a whole bunch of tips and stuff to do with the game.
I have no use for it but I know that some of our friends out there play games like this (Call of Duty/Medal of Honour)so if you want it you can have it.
First comment on this post can have it.
It basically walks through all the missions and has a whole bunch of tips and stuff to do with the game.
I have no use for it but I know that some of our friends out there play games like this (Call of Duty/Medal of Honour)so if you want it you can have it.
First comment on this post can have it.
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