Saturday, October 31, 2009

Epic F.C vs 10 Nil

This week saw both our teams, (Epic F.C and TheAwesome), play in games against very good opposition and come away with just one goal and a loss each. With TheaAwesome previously losing their match, Epic F.C felt a little better about their 8-0 loss to Sexii Skilz(fags).

As the players arrived, crucial news arrived that first-time striker Blaise Walker had fallen ill and was unable to play. Thankfully, loan player Conor Richards had arrived with Miguel Periera. The pair graciously agreed to play for the depleted team.

As the match began, Miguel looked hungry to score after a frustrating loss earlier in the evening. 10Nil seemed to be skilled, and played well during the first half. Epic F.C defended fairly well, with Joe Blay only being forced to make 3 saves, one a near post, one a front on stop and one a run-and-block, in the first half.

Epic F.C continued to attack, and the breakthrough finally came, with Miguel being set up by Jordan Edwards to smack home the first goal.

The celebrations were short lived however, as 10Nil immediately began to attack. Speedy runs kept the Epic F.C defense on their toes however Conrad Loo was passed the ball, only to be mauled by three 10Nil players. The defender did well to hold off the attacks, but eventually the ball spilt out and the 10Nil striker hit a close range shot into the net, just before half time.

The second half started, and Epic F.C looked to build on a fairly decent first half. 10Nil began to mark players, making it difficult to find passing avenues for the entire team. This led to more possession in the defensive half for Epic F.C, and hence limited scoring chances.

After 10 minutes of hard and tight football, 10Nil began to overrun Epic F.C. A slick pass caught Jordan Edwards off guard, and allowed a 10Nil player to shoot unopposed directly on the edge of the D.

The game continued in the fashion, with Joe Blay conceding a bad goal to make the score 3-1 before 10Nil won possession of a Conor Richards shot and ran the ball into a scoring position, where the ball was put into the net past a block from Matthew Wong and the dive from Joe Blay.

Epic F.C became more frustrated, with 10Nil marking up and stopping any sort of attacking play. The Epic F.C defense played fairly well, with the only shot in the last 7 minutes hitting the post due to strong pressure from Matthew Wong.


Notes;

Stamina - We seem to always play really well in the first half, and then fall down in the second. We need to perhaps have some sort of energy boost at half time to prepare for the second half. Put some sugar in your water bottles for a short burst in the second half. Maybe eat a banana before the match. We'll keep on the lookout for some other alternatives to this problem further in the week. (Maybe some energy drinks or something).

Movement - Although this team was marking up to prevent passes, we still need to work on moving around. Especially when we get a bit tired. There is no point in passing it back to me, when I then don't have anyone who is running forward to pass it to. I see it as a waste if I am forced to roll it out to someone in our own half.
In addition to just my throw outs, we just in general have to work on moving about to provide passing options.

1 - Miguels awesome volley on the run in the first half.
2 - Conrads 3 shots across the face of goals that were unlucky to not provide assists or goals.
3 - Matthews constant and fearless blocks. Awesome.
4 - Conors weird tick-tock thingy he did about a thousand times in a row to piss off that 10Nil player.
5 - Joe making a save, to then have the ball flick up and hit him in the face just as the half time siren sounded.
6 - Jordans strong attacking passing. Really good.

Thanks to Ashlyn, Emerson and Brittany for coming down and supporting us.
Also, Special thanks to Conor and Miguel, who played for us despite having previously played, from what I hear, a very tiring and physical match.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Word Verification Mysteries #3




Does the system want a Burger and Fries combo for $2.50?

Hamish and Andy podcast

Yeah Conor, you do realise that you can download the Hamish and Andy show podcast from hamishandandy.com or iTunes everyday for free right?

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Platinum Basset

For those who listen to Hamish & Andy on the radio/podcast, you would know that every Friday a regular segment on the show occurs which features Hamish Blake reading out a comic strip known as "Fred Basset".

Andy however, does not like the cartoon and believes that the people do not want it broadcast. Henceforth, every time the segment occurs, Andy constructs some sort of challenge with which to hinder/disallow Hamish to read the comic.

The opening title to the segment begins with some form of heavy rock song with the lyrics, "You've gotta fight! For your right!", before being interrupted by Hamish, "Listen to Fred Basset on the radio".

Recent challenges by Andy have been;


Andy sent a male stripper to Hamish' mum's house. Hamish was forced to read the cartoon while listening to his mother receive a lap dance.

Andy organised several schoolgirls to throw 144 eggs at Hamish as he read the comic, while standing on the roof.

Hamish was forced to eat, "Trappey's Bull Louisiana Hot Sauce", the hottest sauce in Mississippi.

Andy beat Hamish repeatedly with boxing gloves on while he read the cartoon.

Andy had Hamish hypnotised so that he 1 - Forgot the name of the dog(Fred Basset) 2 - every time he heard a hand clap he barked 3 - Became sexually attracted to Andy and 4 - Sing in "Martian Language"

Andy made Hamish run naked around the camper van during the caravan of courage. However, Andy closed and locked the door before Hamish had returned.

Andy organised for Hamish to receive a prostate examination while he read the cartoon.

Andy covered Hamish with dog food and released 50 Basset Hounds.

Hamish was electrocuted in the face.

Although he is regularly hindered, Hamish always manages to read the comic. When he has done this, the outro music begins. "P-P-P-P-Platinum Basset ... Basset"

Word Generator Mysteries #2


Monday, October 26, 2009

PES

I have been playing PES so much I'm going crosseyed and still beating teams.

Torres is a gun.
Newly signed striker with an awesome name("Fred") is turing out to be super awesome.
I keep telling everyone, get yourself a piece of "Agi Pakarani".
Shwarz is an incredible player for 19.

Arshavin is really shit in PES 6 ... maybe it's time to upgrade 0_0

Post #50

Boy this is exciting ...

Friday, October 23, 2009

Epic F.C VS Sexii Skilz(Fags)

Well this game week saw Epic F.C play against the little jewrats known as Sexii Skilz(fags).

The game didn't go according to plan, with Emersons injury rattling the team, and lack of consistency leading to a poor loss by the club.

Many shots were had by forwards Blaise and Jordan, who both were unlucky at times, and also under plenty of pressure from the opposition. Matthew and Conrad were also unlucky at times, with the ball not dropping favourably and being caught off guard by swift attacking play.

The match wouldn't have been all that bad, if it hadn't had been for the courageous Emerson getting injured. A spectacular block that stopped an exceedingly powerful shot ending his match (and probably further matches, which is shitty cos he was just getting settled into Indoor) after just 10 minutes. This lead to no substitutions, meaning our squad was under enormous pressure for most of the game.

The opposition were also little shits.

Cocky and arrogant, they always had a fuckedupshit look on their faces. Especially the little poof who kept diving. Seriously, this idiot would just leap into the air extravagantly as soon as he lost the ball. No free kicks for you.

Epic F.C played a pretty competitive match for the first half, having many opportunities and conceding 3 goals. However as the second half progressed, stamina became a factor. As the clock wore down to about 12 minutes remaining the lack of subs took it's toll, leading to 4 of the goals being conceded.

The match ended 8 - 0.

Highlights included;

1 - Blaise volleying from everywhere he could
2 - Jordans two fantastic shots that were unlucky to hit the bar and get saved
3 - Matthews crazymofo defending
4 - Emersons screams of support from the sidelines
5 - Joe almost braking his shoulder when slamming into the post, only to still concede to a shit
6 - Conrads crazy toepunt passing that led to many shooting chances

Notes;

Defence - A bit unlucky due to no subs so we had lots of pressure, however we did still get out passed on occasions that led to either shots and/or goals. Make sure you are aware of your opponents. Also, put a foot in when they try to hold attacking play up, they're obviously just waiting for a pass, so stop them in their tracks.

Forwards - Did really well, despite not actually scoring. Lots of good shots when you had the chances, but it was a bit hard because of the little shits who kept intercepting like little shits.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

The Oracle Dislikes Paramore

For those who do not know, Coldplay have a feature on their website which allows fans to ask direct questions to an entity known only as, "The Oracle". The Oracle then selects several questions and answers them.

Recently, a question about Paramore was asked. This is how it went down;

October 21, 2009 - submitted by Enzo, Brazil

Q. Hi Oracle, are you familiar with Paramore? Because I recently listened to their new album and there is a song: The Only Exception. I think it is similar to the older Coldplay's songs. It's my opinion of course, others maybe won't find it similar. I also would like to ask you how close you are to Chris and the others?

The Oracle replies:

I am aware of Paramore and also the track you mention. As it starts with an acoustic guitar being strummed in a similar vein to Yellow I can see why you mention it. I think that's where the similarity ends if I'm honest.


As you can see from the bluntness of The Oracle' answer, he seems to dislike Paramore, rendering me helpless to say only this;

"Paramore are shit"

The Cats are DEAD

It is now official;

There are now currently 0 cats.
No longer do the 84 live.
Blaise flew to Peru where he shot each individual cat.
Cat #42 required 2 bullets as it dodged the first at point blank range.

There are 0 cats.
Blaise used 85 bullets.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Everybody Lova Da Coldplay

In my worldly endeavours to bring COLDPLAY to everybody I have been searching through all songs to find tracks that I believe "Most" people would appreciate. So in this episode, we take a look at the COLDPLAY tracks from the album X&Y that would please those who are into bands such as, "Paramore".


1 - "Square One" - X&Y - This track starts off a little oddly, but strong overlaying guitar riffs and heavy bass lines make this song very, "Paramore - ish".

2 - "White Shadows" - X&Y - White Shadows is one of my favourite COLDPLAY songs. Quite a speedy song, this track incorporates strong guitar riffs and drumming to create a cool and unique sound.

3 - "Low" - X&Y - Very interesting track, Low is a fusion of true alternative rock and the fresh sounds that created the album, "X&Y".


So go forth and listen, ye who love music, go forth and hear the wonderful sounds of COLDPLAY.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

SHOCK< HORROR

So today, once I arrived home, I began to play with Dexter the Chihuahua. Now, being Mexican and all, Dexter likes to run superfast up and down the hallway. I decide to battle him in a war of chasey.

While I was flogging his little immigrant ass, running as fast as a horny bull towards a hot bovine babe, I proceeded to trip over myself, in an attempt to not squash him. This then caused me to fall, while twisting in an anti-clockwise direction, meaning my ankle was twisted in the process.

As the mighty had fallen, imminent pain rushed to the injured area. While this happened Dexter attempted to help, by jumping on top of my writhing body in celebration of his victory.

For about an hour, I was too scared to walk on it, fearing the worst ... which meant no indoor! :O

However, after falling again whilst attempting to hop towards my bedroom, I had to use the foot again to get up.

I'm pleased to say that I am not injured, and my ankle was a bitch for scaring me.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Good

You know whats good ... coming home and just relaxing on your bed while listening to music ... so calming ... so happy ... so ....






...


SUPERFREAKINGAWESOMECATBLANKETEPISODEFOREMANPIGHAMMERMOFOBRANDONSHOULDDRINKMILKHAHAHE'S LACTOSEINTOLLERANTANDI'MCOLOURBLIND AWESOME !!


next to my new SWEET COLDPLAY poster !


Thanks Wongy/Liss

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Bug Pokemon Lineup - Original 151

Due to Thomas' request, I have decided to also create a super Bug Type lineup from just the original 151 Pokemon(Even though I believe that the original sets from both the Kanto and the Johto region are the best, all the others are kind of repetitive).

1 - Beedrill
2 - Venomoth
3 - Parasect
4 - Pinsir
5 - Scyther
6 - Butterfree

Oh wait Tom, there were only 6 fully evolved/ single evolution Bug Types in the original 151 ... henceforth creating a Bug Type list from the first 151 is redundant ... Jackass.

Greatest Bug Pokemon Lineup

For all those fellow Bug Type enthusiasts out there(You know who you are), I thought that I, Bug Master Joe, would give you a rundown of the best 6 Bug Type Pokemon party.

1 - Beedrill - Bug/Posion
2 - Scyther -Bug/Flying
3 - Ariados - Bug/Posion
4 - Armaldo - Rock/Bug
5 - Yanmega - Bug/Flying
6 - Masquerain - Bug/Flying

Beedrill is just superawesome.
Scyther offers extreme speed with strong attacks.
Ariados is surprisingly very strong. Plus he looks sweet!
Armaldo is super powerful.
Yanmega is really hard to get but it pays off because he is scarily strong.
Masquerain actually evolves from Surskit, a Bug/Water pokemon, meaning that he can know water type moves. This is very handy.

Bug Pokemon are the greatest.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Prediction

Next week both Epic F.C and The Awesomes(fail) will be playing at the same times but against different opposition.

Henceforth, I predict that the week after, October 30 will be the date of the highly anticipated clash between Epic F.C and The Awesomes(fail).

Get ready boys.

Epic F.C VS The Uncos

This week saw Epic F.C play against, "The Uncos". And they were exactly that.

Similar to The Awesomes(fail)' match report, there is hardly much to say about the match.

From the very beginning Epic F.C were on top, with goals and shots coming in from all angles from practically everyone in the team bar Joe.

A brilliant display from the new, "Rotational defense-offense" system meant that everyone got to have their opportunities up forward, and we always had at least 1 fresh man in both offense and defense.

Everyone had a fantastic game and we completely dominated. Our defense was brilliant, led by Matthew Wong, meaning that we could work the ball through the midfield lots and lots of times to create shots on goal. We dominated this game to such an extent that I can't even remember how the game went on chronologically. It was all pretty much the same.
So for the event list, I can't even begin to imagine how many shots Epic F.C had, I've just listed the goals from Epic F.C , and the on-target shots from, "The Uncos".

Play went;

Goal(Epic F.C)
Goal(Epic F.C)
Goal(Epic F.C)
Goal(Epic F.C)
Shot(The Uncos) - The only good shot, required a diving save
Goal(Epic F.C)
Shot(The Uncos) - Taken straight after kick off in frustration. On target but easily caught by Joe
Goal(Epic F.C)

HT

Goal(Epic F.C)
Goal(Epic F.C)
Shot(The Uncos) - From the side, hit Joe in the chest and winded him, defense was so dominant Joe had recovered for about 5 minutes before the next, off target, shot came in
Goal(Epic F.C)
Goal(Epic F.C)

FT

Scorers;
Blaise - 4
Emerson - 4
Jordan - 1
Matthew - 1(2/5)

Friday, October 16, 2009

Epic F.C

We came.We destroyed.We conquered.
We defended.We attacked.We owned.

10 - 0
Matthew Wong gets my vote for Man Of The Match.

Match report pending ...

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Well then ...

-20 = -20
16 - 36 = 25 - 45
42 - (4)(9)= 52 - (5)(9)
42 - (4)(9) + 81/4 = 52 - (5)(9) + 81/4
42-2(4)(9/2)+(9/2)2=52-2(5)(9/2)+(9/2)2
(4 - 9/2)2 = (5 - 9/2)2
4 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/2
4 = 5
4 - 4 = 5 - 4

Therefore
0 = 1

Umm ...

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Challenge

I now challenge Matthew/Geoffry over at Musicprofessiomihi to bring us, "100 Interesting Facts About Linkin Park".

100 Interesting Facts About Coldplay

  1. There are 5 different versions of the song, "Lost!". "Lost+", "Lost@", "Lost?", "Lost-" and "Lost!".
  2. During a concert in Australia on the Viva La Vida tour, lead singer Chris Martin ripped his pants live onstage.
  3. The first official Coldplay song is called, "Ode to Deodorant". It was written as a joke.
  4. In 2008, a group of female fans commented on the way Chris Martin' voice sounded on a video posted on Youtube of the song, "Gravity". The long list of comments ended with a unanimous decision that his voice, "Flows like honey".
  5. Chris Martin' father is an accountant.
  6. The great, great grandfather of Chris Martin was the same man who convinced English Parliament to introduce daylight savings.
  7. Coldplay borrowed their band name from another band, who didn't want it anymore because they found it too depressing.
  8. Coldplay might have been called, "Starfish" or "Stephanie Green"
  9. The first ever Coldplay recordings took place in 1998, culminating in the EP, "Safety".
  10. Only 500 copies of this were ever produced.
  11. Nowdays, the "Safety" EP sells for prices ranging from, 80 to 300 dollars.
  12. Coldplay originally signed to a small record label called, "Fierce Panda".
  13. Once Coldplay had signed to EMI records, they began to produce their 3rd EP, "The Blue Room".
  14. During these recordings, drummer Will Champion walked out on the band for a week.
  15. Chris Martin, a non-drinker, responded by becoming highly intoxicated.
  16. Coldplay created a rule for themselves that states, "Any member of the band caught using hard drugs will be dismissed immediately".
  17. The first hit single from Coldplay was the song, "Shiver", making it to #35 in the charts.
  18. The film clip to the song, "Yellow" is not what it is meant to be. The rain restricted recording and so the music video was filmed in just 20 minutes.
  19. Chris Martin, while writing "Yellow", noticed the phonebook, "The Yellow Pages" and decided that the word,"Yellow" fit nicely.
  20. Coldplay' debut album was originally going to be named, "Don't Panic" and then, "Yellow.
  21. However, they changed this to, "Parachutes" in order to combat the reputation that they were depressing. They used a parachute as a metaphor, as in when you are falling, a parachute brings you gently back down.
  22. In it's first 6 months, "Parachutes" had sold 1.6 million copies in England alone. With 5 million sold worldwide. EMI had predicted just forty thousand.
  23. The Coca - Cola company asked Coldplay if they could use the song, "Trouble" in a TV advertisement for Diet Coke.
  24. The company that makes Gatorade reportedly offered Coldplay 9 Million dollars to use the song "Yellow" in one of their commercials.
  25. Coldplay rejected both offers.
  26. In 1999, Chris Martin began writing the song, "In My Place". That song was then dusted off and became the first single off the 2002 album, "A Rush of Blood to the Head".
  27. While Chris Martin was recording the vocals for, "In My Place", a man named, Ian Mccullough from the band, 'Echo and the Bunnymen", was sitting on a stool next to him.
  28. He was drinking red wine.
  29. Coldplay' third album, "X&Y", sold over 8.1 Million copies in its first year.
  30. Chris Martin says that he wrote the song, "Speed of Sound", in an attempt to capture all his feelings from the birth of his daughter, Apple.
  31. The song, "Fix You" was written as a present to Chris Martin' wife after the death of her father.
  32. It is her fathers keyboard that can be heard in the original recording.
  33. Coldplay were once called, "The most insufferable band of the decade", in an article from The New York Times.
  34. Coldplay have a private recording studio at their band headquarters called, "The Bakery"
  35. The title of Coldplay' fourth studio album, "Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends", was adapted from a painting by a Mexican artist by the name of Frida Kahlo.
  36. The painting was a still life of 7 watermelons.
  37. The artwork for the album was taken from a painting by 19th century artist, Eugene Delacroix. The painting was called, "Liberty Leading the People".
  38. Coldplay refer to their first three albums, "Parachutes", "A Rush of Blood to the Head" and "X&Y" as a trilogy.
  39. The first single from the album, "Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends" was "Violet Hill".
  40. The song, "Violet Hill" was given away for free for one week. It was downloaded more than 2 Million times.
  41. By June the 30th, "Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends" was the most downloaded album in history.
  42. During Coldplay', "Viva La Vida" tour a regular feature from their website was a tour blog, written by one of the roadies. This person went only by the name of, "Roadie #42", no doubt a reference to the Coldplay song, "42".
  43. For their "Viva La Vida" tour, Coldplay' bass guitarist Guy Berryman made all the clothing.
  44. Chris Martin has referred to Coldplays guitarist, Jonny Buckland, as his, "Guitar Hero".
  45. There are two official music videos for the song, "Viva La Vida".
  46. There are also two official music videos for, "Violet Hill".
  47. Chris Martin is close friends with actor Simon Pegg
  48. Coldplay claim to have fifth member, Phil Harvey. Nicknamed, "The elusive 5th member", Phil Harvey is never seen, even in photographs of him, another member of the band is always covering his face.
  49. For the music video to the song, "The Scientist", Chris Martin had to learn to sing the song backwards.
  50. The inside cover for the album, "Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends", states that the album was, "Recorded in a bakery, a nunnery, a magic shop, a church".
  51. The inside cover for the album, "A Rush of Blood to The Head", states that, 'The Scientist is Dan".
  52. During Coldplay' tour to promote their album, "A Rush of Blood to The Head", a roadie by the name of Matt McGinn performed additional guitar during the songs, "Yellow" and "The Scientist".
  53. Matt McGinn also wrote a book about his experiences on the road with Coldplay.
  54. Three Coldplay songs have been parodied by MADTV. "The Scientist", "Viva La Vida" and "Speed of Sound" were performed on the show as, "The Narcissist", "Viva La Cheata" and "I'm the Most Important Part of Coldplay" respectively.
  55. Coldplay released a small side album, "LeftRightLeftRightLeft" as part of a promotion to their, "Viva La Vida" tour. The 9-Track live compilation featured recordings of songs from the tour. It was put up free for download from Coldplay.com and a hard copy was also given away free at concerts for most of the tour.
  56. The music video for the song, "The Hardest Part", uses a clip from a short-lived 80s program "Attitudes" on the Lifetime network, and has the band digitally inserted. The band plays beside a stage where an 84 year old woman, with the aid of a 25 year old man, performs incredible feats of athleticism, gymnastics and flexibility despite her age.
  57. The song, "Don't Panic", was originally released on "The Blue Room" EP. However there are many differences between that version of the song and the version released on the album, "Parachutes".
  58. The 13th of January is known amongst Coldplay fans as St.Odes day. It is to commemorate the the 13th of January, 2006, where a fan, who had purchased an original , "Ode to Deodorant" demo tape from Ebay, 'leaked' the song onto the Internet.
  59. The song, "How You See The World", is only available in Japan. However a second version fo the song, "How You See The World No.2", was recorded with re-written lyrics for the charity album, "Help: A Day in The Life".
  60. The blocks from the cover art for the album, "X&Y", are the Baudot Code-encoding. A 5 bit alphanumerical code used by telegraphs.
  61. Due to an error, the cover of the album does not translate from Baudot Code as "X&Y", but rather "X96".
  62. At the conclusion of the final concert on the, "Viva La Vida" tour, the section of Coldplay' official website that listed upcoming show dates was wiped clean and replaced with the words, "Hasta La Vista".
  63. In 2003, the song, "Clocks" was used in a trailer for the film, "Peter Pan". The song did not actually feature in the film however.
  64. There are three unofficial collections of Coldplay music. "Castles", "A Rush of B-sides to Your Head" and "After After Before".
  65. In 2001 Coldplay released a 2-Track Christmas album entitled, "Mince Spies". Only 1000 copies were ever produced.
  66. "Mince Spies" was given away to members of the Coldplay fan club previous to the release of, "Parachutes".
  67. For the music video to the song, "Life in Technicolor ii", four puppets were made in the shape of the four members of Coldplay.
  68. During the, "Viva La Vida" tour, these four puppets were photographed at various tourist attractions and random places in the city or area that the band was currently performing in.
  69. Chirs Martin plays a role in the popular film, "Shaun of the Dead" as both a zombie wearing a yellow cap and himself.
  70. Jonny Buckland also appears in the film as himself.
  71. Before one of their live performances on the, "Viva La Vida" tour, the band were provided with a Beef Stroganoff for their dinner. However, because Chris Martin is a vegetarian, he had to be catered for seperatley.
  72. Coldplay have released 20 singles.
  73. At the 2005 MTV European Music Awards, a backstage sketch featured Borat stealing Chris Martin' trousers and giving them to a little boy.
  74. In the "Twisted Logic" tour, during the song, "Talk", Chris Martin would take the mobile phone of an audience member and sing to the person on the other end of the line.
  75. On the live version of, "Clocks" featured on the album, "LeftRightLeftRightLeft", Chris Martin sings the numbers 1 - 4 in spanish. I.E - "uno, dos, tres, cuatro".
  76. The, "Live 2003" DVD was filmed at the Horden Pavilion in Sydney, Australia on July 21 and 22, 2003.
  77. During the, "Rush of Blood to The Head" tour, Jonny Buckland played the harmonica during the performance of, "Don't Panic".
  78. Jonny Buckland also then threw his harmonica into the crowd at the conclusion of the song.
  79. An acoustic recording of the song, "Lovers in Japan", was given away exclusivley to those who had pre-ordered the album, "Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends" via iTunes.
  80. Just before the band took to the stage during the, "Viva La Vida" tour, the instrumental song, "The Blue Danube" by Strauss is played. For those of you who don't know, thats the song that goes like, "Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh, ne ne, ne ne, Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh, ne ne, ne ne" - Yeah it's best just tolook it up youtube it.
  81. In an interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Chris Martin commented on the common, anti-coldplay statement, "You know how I know you're gay? You listen to Coldplay". The singer said that he would be offended if Coldplay' music only appealed to one demographic of people.
  82. The song, "Clocks" was only added to the album, "A Rush of Blood to The Head" at the last minute.
  83. Coldplay have dedicated the album, "Parachutes" to Sara Champion. Sara is the deceased mother of drummer, William Champion.
  84. In an interview on Rove Live, Chris Martin described William Champion as, "The sporty one".
  85. The album cover for, "Parachutes" is a photograph of a globe that was personally taken by the band with a disposable Kodak camera.
  86. The same globe featured in the music videos for, "Shiver" and "Don't Panic".
  87. During 2006 a new album for the, "Rockabye Baby!" series was released. It was titled, "Lullaby Renditions of Coldplay" and featured lullaby versions of songs such as, "Clocks" and "Yellow".
  88. Before Coldplay, guitarist Jonny Buckland and singer Chris Martin created a group together called, "Pectoralz"
  89. The hidden track, "The escapist" from the album, "Viva La Vaida or death and All His Friends" was origonally set to be included as a track in it's own right and named, "Song for the Escapist".
  90. Coldplay currently have 5 unreleased songs.
  91. Despite being named, "Don't Panic", the actual words, "Don't Panic" do not appear in the song.
  92. "Viva La Vida" and "The Scientist" also fit into this category.
  93. Coldplay give 15% of all band profits to charity.
  94. In July 2003, Chris Martin was arrested in Australia for attacking a photogropher in the street.
  95. Coldplay's sound engineer, Dan Green, shares a writing credit on the song, "A Spell A Rebel Yell"
  96. In December 2003, readers of Rolling Stone magazine chose Coldplay as both best artist and the best band of the year.
  97. To kick off their, "Viva La Vida" tour, Coldplay played a small, free show outside the BBC Television Centre.
  98. Chris MArtin made a geust appearance during season 2 of, "The Extras"
  99. Coldplay have 99 official, studio recorded, songs including B-Sides and unreleased songs.
  100. Joseph Blay' favourite Coldplay song of all time is, "The Hardest Part".

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Epic F.C Wind Up

Trojans 5 - 2 Epic F.C

Finally Indoor began, after much speculation of transfers, traitorous jerks, cheeseeaters and cats, Epic F.C began their 2nd 2009 Indoor Soccer campaign.

This seasons squad had been significantly re-vamped, with the departure of James Hastings(On loan to WJCC and The Awesomes(fail) ) and, Kurtis Bruce ( Jew duty) and Miguel, Miggy P, Periera ( Traitorous Manager, Owner and Player of/for The Awesomes(fail) ), several new additions were at hand for the squad.

Blaise Walker, after much hype and publicity, was added to the team, in addition to Emerson Brophy and Jordan Edwards. This left the team with a strong and dynamic wealth of attacking and defensive options, causing confusion at the starting gates, with several people unaware of their actual positions for the match. This was sorted pre-match, and the game was underway.

The first five minutes flew by, with neither team really threatening on goal, with all players seemingly happy to ease into the tempo of the match. The first blow was struck after six minutes, with a simple shot from the side by Blaise easily collected by the opposition keeper. Following that, several more shots were fired by the forwards of Epic F.C, to no avail.

At 9 minutes, The Trojans began to cement their attacking plays, firing approximately 3 - 4 shots within 2 minutes, but each one was under pressure from our defence, and as such required nothing special of Joe.

After eleven minutes, an unfortunate positioning error lead to three Epic F.C players hanging all together to the right, causing Conrad Loo to need to cover two Trojan players. This lead to a simple build up by the opposition, drawing Conrad to the middle man, before passing to an unmarked player who easily slid it past the keeper for the edge of the circle.

At this point, Epic F.C became more eager to venture forward, sacrificing defence for more forward plays. This worked well to provide more opportunities, with on-target shots fired from Blaise Walker and Jordan Edwards and a fantastic curling shot from Emerson Brophy all saved by the keeper. However, this lead to a gap in the defence, and a quick break from The Trojans left Matthew Wong and Conrad Loo with some desperate defending to do. Unfortunately, despite their efforts, the shot from The Trojans player managed to be on target,and a woeful dive from Joe Blay let the second goal slip in.

It was half time, and Conrad new that the boys needed a bit of a work up. The players were spoken to, and we stepped back onto the pitch, refreshed and ready for a second half.

The first few minutes ebbed and flowed between strong Epic F.C build up without any concise finishing, and quick Trojan plays that required saves, and wasted opportunities for the opposition, thanks to some great pressure defence.

With just twelve minutes left on the clock, Epic F.C needed someone to stand up. And someone did indeed. Some good passing from Jordan Edwards had forced The Trojans back to defend in numbers, but a quick pass back by Blaise Walker to Matthew Wong allowed the previously goalless defender enough time and space to set his shot bound for the upper left hand corner. There was no stopping it, The Trojans keeper flailing about like a dying fish, before the ball smacked into the net.

The stage was set, all that was left to do now was pull back another goal and the game was there for the taking. We set about our task strongly, with good attacking play leading to shots form Blaise Walker and Jordan Edwards. The Trojans struck back quickly, however, with a slick passing move getting around Emerson Brophy and a powerful shot from the side, getting through the hand of the keeper and into the goals.

At 3 - 1 and with only ten minutes remaining, we knew we had to act fast if we wanted to win this game back. Moving up forward, Epic F.C maneuvered and dribbled their way into several goalbound opportunities, another curler from Emerson was notable, as was a powerful volley from the halfway line from Blaise Walker.

After eight minutes of this attacking play, it finally payed off. Good movement down the right hand side by Conrad and Matthew, had allowed for Jordan to be in a shooting position, as he received the ball, he was immediately put under pressure, as such he passed it swiftly to Blaise, who wasted no time in skimming the ball into the back of the net.

Hope was restored, but not for long. Epic F.C continued the attacking runs, but sturdy defence for a solid amount of time had meant that less opportunities for goals had left us with only three minutes with which to score.

But to no avail, as penetrating runs from The Trojans led to a diving save from Joe, that spilt out of the area to a Trojans player, who popped the ball into the goals.

Then as time wore on and only one minute remained, another quick break from the Trojans led to another goal. Emerson Brophy desperately attempted to stunt the pace of his opponent, but in the end, his tackle and then follow up backwards tackle were no match for the quick feet of his opponent, who slipped the ball past a sliding Joe. Seconds after the goal Joe, who had so much momentum from sliding, crashed into the goalscorer. The two players both got back up and play continued for the next forty-five seconds, with The Trojans happy to simply defend in numbers.

A disappointing match in the end for Epic F.C, who had their opportunities and worked hard to bring the game back within reach.

Game notes;

1- As Conrad nicley said, and I yelled mid-match, we must always remember to have at least two players in defence. In addition to this, Joe has also requested that he have at least one of his, as he calls them, "Main Men". That is, a player who often plays in defence for the team and understands the otherwise incoherent instructions from Joe.
At the moment Joe has requested Matthew Wong and Conrad Loo to interchange this role as they see fit throughout the course of the season and matches.

2 - Take chances on shots. We saw in that match, when Emerson ventured forward he took shots as he saw fit, and had two great on target curlers that required saves. Don't be afraid to shoot from a distance if you think you can get it right. Too many times, players had opportunities to shoot and decided against it. I'm not saying we should all shoot all the time, because sometimes we had opportunities to shoot that just weren't viable as scoring chances. But don't be afraid to take the shot.

That's all for this weeks game analysis, goodbye and goodnight.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Expectations For Indoor

This Friday marks the begining of a new Indoor season, with that in mind, let's look at my expectations for this season;

Team list - Epic F.C

GK - Joe Blay
DF/MF(Although he will be looking to venture up foward this season) - Matthew Wong
DF/MF/FW - Emerson Brophy
MF/FW - Blaise Walker
DF/FW - Conrad Loo
MF/FW - Jordan Edwards

Matthew and Conrad will both be looking to improve on a previous fantastic season, adding more goals and tackles this season.
Blaise, as we all know, will be a gun up foward, with his extreme pace, volleying, agility and power.
Emerson will be searching to find his feet this season, but already having previous experience in the physical game of hockey, he won't find it too hard to adapt. With special skills such as the, "Soft Roll" call and the patented, "Backwards Tackle", Emerson looks to be a promising and deadly addition to the squad.
Jordan looks to be the surprise package this season. Pace and physical presence will be the key to his succes, and with proven scoring ability, Jordan looks set to become an important foward option.
Joe will, of course, never concede to the, "Failteam". Non-Fail oppositions beware, Joe will be armed with new gloves that won't break and pants that won't melt this season ! Get ready for sliding, diving action.

Thats all for now, obviously, there will be further indoor updates, and a good amount of Failteam sledging when that fixture arrives.

I'm off to practice diving now, considering I haven't done it for about 4 weeks.

EDIT; Brandon should eat some cheese

AFL Trade Week - Update 2 - Another New Saint

Yet again this week St.Kilda have snagged another quality midfielder, this time from the Fremantle Dockers.

Brett Peake is now a Saint after Fremantle agreed to trade the 26-year-old late on Wednesday.
St Kilda will part with its third-round NAB AFL Draft selection (No.48 overall) to secure the deal.

I like it how St.Kilda aren't losing established players, just QUALITY YOUNG TALENT YOU BAFOONS!! But Brett Peake is a gun so I suppose it's not all that bad.

No news yet on Luke Ball, so Collingwood better act fast.

Bye for now.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

New Saint - AFL Trade Week


Well all the action of the this AFL season is finally coming to a close, with the always action packed Trade Week before the National Draft. This is the only time of the year in AFL where players can be moved to different clubs via;

A) Trading of other players
B)Trading of National Draft Picks

C)Contract perks and money deals


Obviously because I'm a St.Kilda football club fan, I will be updating the actions of the St.Kilda football club during this time for your enjoyment;


CONOR :D - St.Kilda have traded their 16th priority draft pick to Essendon for Andrew Lovett. Thats right, the speedy, former Essendon, on-baller who can provide an extra dimension in games is now a Saint.

In other St.Kilda Trade Week news, former captain Luke Ball has rejected a three-year contract with the Saints and has requested to be traded to Collingwood.
Thats all for now, hopefully St.Kilda will get a quality player from the Magpies, obviously Bally is a gun so we certainly won't be giving him up for peanuts.

What I have watched this week so far -

Movies:

The Boat That Rocked
UP

Tv Shows:(In their entirety)

Seinfeld season 3
Seinfeld season 4
Seinfeld season 5
That 70's Show season 1
That 70's Show season 2
Dexter season 1 (Again :) )

Other:

Coldplay Live 2003


As you can see I've been doing some very hard work this week ...