Sneak peek at the new episode entitled, "Million Dollar Maybe", in which Homer wins the lottery and decides to hire Coldplay to play for Bart.
www.coldplay.com/newsdetail.php?id=581
It's a video so you don't have to read ... :D
yay!
Sunday, January 31, 2010
.!.!.
What I just witnessed ... was shocking ... scary ...and saddening.
I have just watched Matthew Wong, sexually assault and violently beat my Towel.
He graphically detailed his assault for me, while I watched it live on screen.
Even the teabaging.
Bloodied and Bruised, Matthew then carelessly tossed my Towel into the corner.
Before he dragged her out again, for another round of teabaging.
...
I have just watched Matthew Wong, sexually assault and violently beat my Towel.
He graphically detailed his assault for me, while I watched it live on screen.
Even the teabaging.
Bloodied and Bruised, Matthew then carelessly tossed my Towel into the corner.
Before he dragged her out again, for another round of teabaging.
...
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Commenting Problem
Until the issue can be identified and fixed, a new commenting system is in place and does appear to be working.
Attempt to comment as normal, and a new window will be opened that allows you to leave and view comments.
Attempt to comment as normal, and a new window will be opened that allows you to leave and view comments.
My Colourblindness
We all know I'm colourblind ... and there's a famous story I've told many-a-time about how I, "Can't see the fucking boat".
If you're colour normal ... you should be able to see a, "faint" brown boat.
I see a 2.
I also can't read what that says ... although I know what it says ... I had to get my mum to read it ... life is sad with a genetic disorder ...
Let me show you;
If you're colour normal ... you should be able to see a, "faint" brown boat. I, on the other hand, cannot see the fucking, "faint" brown boat.
I see a 2.
In addition ... the current background colour of my blog is purple to me, as is the school uniform. Apparently both are navy blue.
I also can't read what that says ... although I know what it says ... I had to get my mum to read it ... life is sad with a genetic disorder ...:)
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
To whom it may concern
You may have recently stumbled upon a blog post at Music Professio Mihi containing actual transcripts of me claiming that Chris Martin, Jesus Christ and Christianity do not exist.
This was forced upon me by the terrorist known as Matthew Wong, for his personal enjoyment.
I do in fact choose to believe in God and in-turn, Jesus Christ ... however this should be irrelevant.
The real crime is that I claimed Chris Martin didn't exist.
This saddens me deeply, and I am here to say once and for all ... he does in fact exist and I do believe in him.
Chris Martin Exists.
Thank you all for your concern.
:)
This was forced upon me by the terrorist known as Matthew Wong, for his personal enjoyment.
I do in fact choose to believe in God and in-turn, Jesus Christ ... however this should be irrelevant.
The real crime is that I claimed Chris Martin didn't exist.
This saddens me deeply, and I am here to say once and for all ... he does in fact exist and I do believe in him.
Chris Martin Exists.
Thank you all for your concern.
:)
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Coldplay Performing in Global Haiti Earthquake Relief Telethon
“Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief,” today announced its lineup of musical performances for its global telethon on Friday, January 22.
It will feature Wyclef Jean, Bruce Springsteen, Jennifer Hudson, Mary J. Blige, Shakira, and Sting in New York City; Alicia Keys, Christina Aguilera, Dave Matthews, John Legend, Justin Timberlake, Stevie Wonder, Taylor Swift and a group performance by Keith Urban, Kid Rock, and Sheryl Crow in Los Angeles; and Coldplay, and a group performance by Bono, The Edge, Jay-Z, and Rihanna in a London location.
All musical performances will be available for purchase for through the Apple iTunes Store beginning Saturday, January 23, with all proceeds benefiting Haiti relief funds managed by “Hope for Haiti Now” charities.
“Hope for Haiti Now” will be the most widely distributed telethon in history, both internationally and across media platforms.
In the US, the two-hour telethon will air on ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, CNN, BET, The CW, HBO, MTV, VH1, and CMT on Friday, January 22, 2010 at 8:00 p.m. ET/PT and 7:00 p.m. CT.
The event will also be live streamed online globally across sites including YouTube, Hulu, MySpace, Fancast, AOL, MSN.com, Yahoo, Bing.com, BET.com, CNN.com, MTV.com, VH1.com, and Rhapsody and on mobile via Alltel, AT&T, Sprint, Verizon, and FloTV. "Hope for Haiti Now" will also air internationally on BET International, CNN International, National Geographic, and MTV Networks International, which is available in 640 million homes worldwide.
Facebook and Twitter have signed on as official social media partners to help drive donations and tune-in to the telethon.
http://www.coldplay.com/newsdetail.php?id=574
Donations:
You can donate to Oxfam's Haiti Earthquake Appeal at www.oxfam.org.uk
It will feature Wyclef Jean, Bruce Springsteen, Jennifer Hudson, Mary J. Blige, Shakira, and Sting in New York City; Alicia Keys, Christina Aguilera, Dave Matthews, John Legend, Justin Timberlake, Stevie Wonder, Taylor Swift and a group performance by Keith Urban, Kid Rock, and Sheryl Crow in Los Angeles; and Coldplay, and a group performance by Bono, The Edge, Jay-Z, and Rihanna in a London location.
All musical performances will be available for purchase for through the Apple iTunes Store beginning Saturday, January 23, with all proceeds benefiting Haiti relief funds managed by “Hope for Haiti Now” charities.
“Hope for Haiti Now” will be the most widely distributed telethon in history, both internationally and across media platforms.
In the US, the two-hour telethon will air on ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, CNN, BET, The CW, HBO, MTV, VH1, and CMT on Friday, January 22, 2010 at 8:00 p.m. ET/PT and 7:00 p.m. CT.
The event will also be live streamed online globally across sites including YouTube, Hulu, MySpace, Fancast, AOL, MSN.com, Yahoo, Bing.com, BET.com, CNN.com, MTV.com, VH1.com, and Rhapsody and on mobile via Alltel, AT&T, Sprint, Verizon, and FloTV. "Hope for Haiti Now" will also air internationally on BET International, CNN International, National Geographic, and MTV Networks International, which is available in 640 million homes worldwide.
Facebook and Twitter have signed on as official social media partners to help drive donations and tune-in to the telethon.
http://www.coldplay.com/newsdetail.php?id=574
Donations:
You can donate to Oxfam's Haiti Earthquake Appeal at www.oxfam.org.uk
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Monday, January 11, 2010
100th Post
Well, for our special 100th post, I have decided to share with you the wonders of Poem Generator: http://thinkzone.wlonk.com/PoemGen/PoemGen.htm
It basically randomly generates poems with either lists of words you make up, or pre-determined lists.
This is a lovely poem generated from a pre-determined list:
Oh, Amazing!
Helmets die like rainy helmets.
The helmet falls like a misty helmet.
...
Yeah ... you fall over you misty helmets.
It basically randomly generates poems with either lists of words you make up, or pre-determined lists.
This is a lovely poem generated from a pre-determined list:
Oh, Amazing!
Helmets die like rainy helmets.
The helmet falls like a misty helmet.
...
Yeah ... you fall over you misty helmets.
WOW
Upon searching for an appropriate "Chris Martin" style piece of attire via the Internet, I stumbled upon this amazing photograph.
Rapper T-Pain likes to look like a retard :D
I wonder where he gets them from?
Princess Peach
Peach is a stupid whore that gets stolen all the fucking time, JESUS, hire some FUCKING SECURITY for once you stupid princess of the mushroom kingdom!
You just get stolen away and then we have to go crawling down these stupid fucking sewerage pipes!We're covered in shit and ... alligator eggs ... then we have to go through a fucking desert, and there's sand .... EVERYWHERE, and it gets all ... in our Italian plumber ass-cracks ... and then we climb up a fucking frozen ice-MOUNTAIN and run through haunted houses ... and then dodge grinning motherfucker bullets ...then we have to jump through ... fucking clouds in the sky and kill flying turtles and brown-faggot-things all so we can go and burn our eyebrows off through a series of lava covered lakes and ... fucking ... flying ships with turtles ... and then we have to beat a giant fire-breathing motherfucker ... all for you !
You just get stolen away and then we have to go crawling down these stupid fucking sewerage pipes!We're covered in shit and ... alligator eggs ... then we have to go through a fucking desert, and there's sand .... EVERYWHERE, and it gets all ... in our Italian plumber ass-cracks ... and then we climb up a fucking frozen ice-MOUNTAIN and run through haunted houses ... and then dodge grinning motherfucker bullets ...then we have to jump through ... fucking clouds in the sky and kill flying turtles and brown-faggot-things all so we can go and burn our eyebrows off through a series of lava covered lakes and ... fucking ... flying ships with turtles ... and then we have to beat a giant fire-breathing motherfucker ... all for you !
Bitch.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
New Musical Discoveries - Other than WhiteRabbits
R.E.M. are good - this was discovered thanks to my new, "best of" CD.
Radiohead are FUCKING AWESOME - already known but now redefined thanks to my new "OK COMPUTER" CD.
Complete with hidden messages throughout the cover and booklet including, "1=2 We hope that you choke" and the track listings just jumping from 6 to 8 with the title of track 7 in tiny fine print at the side.
Radiohead are FUCKING AWESOME - already known but now redefined thanks to my new "OK COMPUTER" CD.
Complete with hidden messages throughout the cover and booklet including, "1=2 We hope that you choke" and the track listings just jumping from 6 to 8 with the title of track 7 in tiny fine print at the side.
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Word Verification System mysteries - #3
What's that word verification system ... ?
huh?
What does this mean?!
...
Fuck Rooney?
huh?
What does this mean?!
...
Fuck Rooney?
Sunday, January 3, 2010
The Alt/Pop Rockers Guide to Break up songs
5 - Clinging on For Life - The Hoosiers - The Hoosiers and The Trick to Life
4 - Sexed Up - Robbie Williams - Escapology
3 - The Scientist - Coldplay - A Rush of Blood to The Head
2 - You Could be Happy - Snow Patrol - Eyes Open
1 - Goodbye My Lover - James Blunt - Back to Bedlam
Don't know why I actually made this list ... It's probably because I just got "Goodbye My Lover" and got depressed and thought of all the sad songs I have.
Trouble and Gravity by Coldplay were unlucky to miss out, as was The Bones of You by Elbow.
Enjoy being depressed like me :)
4 - Sexed Up - Robbie Williams - Escapology
3 - The Scientist - Coldplay - A Rush of Blood to The Head
2 - You Could be Happy - Snow Patrol - Eyes Open
1 - Goodbye My Lover - James Blunt - Back to Bedlam
Don't know why I actually made this list ... It's probably because I just got "Goodbye My Lover" and got depressed and thought of all the sad songs I have.
Trouble and Gravity by Coldplay were unlucky to miss out, as was The Bones of You by Elbow.
Enjoy being depressed like me :)
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