Narwals.

Narwals are the Unicorns of the ocean.
Only real and more awesome. Upon judgement day, when God chooses which of the good will go to heaven, God will choose all of the Narwals.
Narwals are also one of only 3 things Chuck Norris is capable of loving; Texas, America, Narwals.
Narwals sport a fashionable underwater Horn of Magic, with mysterious and secret powers unfathomable to man.