JORDAN EDWARDS IS AMAZING.

HE GOT ME A NERF GUN YOU GUYS !!!!


:D

HELLO MR DODGSON.

After being so disheartened at the lack of Christmas Lights at my house (In Gerladton) the other night, I thought you might like to know that I was inspired by your Christmas lights passion and have covered my entire home in a dazzling array of bright and colourful Christmas lights!

I even hand built an extra story onto the house so we could fit more Christmas lights!

[That's definitely my house]
[I haven't stolen that picture from google images at all, I used my own camera]

Christmas Lights.

Coldplay's latest release. It took me a few listens to like it. It's grown on me now.

Where Do We Go?

The answer is ... I don't know :D

BUT -

Chris Martin is asking the same question -

My Addictions.

So instead of studying and preparing myself for the most important exams of my life, I instead have been slacking off and becoming addicted to certain things. So that you can read this and not feel so bad/feel better about yourselves if you have been studying, here are my top 5 addictions:

1. Guitar - Seriously, I can't stop playing. And it doesn't help when I own two, so I get assaulted from two different parts of the house. 
2. Ratchet and Clank - Prior to our end of semester exams, some of you may remember that I went on a crusade to complete all of the Ratchet and Clank games released on PS2. After some strong success at the beginning that was put on hold until recently, where I can now ruin my life. Come on captain Quark!
3. Facebook - Just too strong, gives me the opportunity to annoy people and just generally do, "Stuff"
4. PSP - I actually play Need For Speed on it ALOT. It annoys me because I devote time to attaining a fictitious car.
5. TV - Having Foxtel is not good during exam times. With such quality viewing such as MANswers, South Park, Saturday Night Live, Family Guy, Futurama and the like, the pull is too strong.

So there we have it folks, this is what I do instead of preparing for Maths and Chemistry. 

C-C-C-CINNAMON LIPS.

Ok so there's this lyric in an Ok Go song called, "C-C-C-Cinnamon Lips" ... and it's really annoying me.

It goes,

"Does it rain where you are? Does it snow? And if so remind me not to go there the weather affects my knee" ...

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!!

"The weather affects my knee" ...

WHAT!

WHATDOWEDONOW.SCHOOLISOVER.

Well we've all had a wonderful, magical rainbow(lol Milk) journey with eachother over the past 5 years at school. It's sad that we won't be attending regular school anymore but we still do have more school related events to attend (Such as exams and catholic celebrations of Christ (Matthew)) ... stupid school.

However, yesterday was our final day and it was celebrated by all the year twelve's.

So here are a few highlights from the day -

HELLO.BLOGWORLD!

WELL after a long time off non-blogging, The :: Rise is officially back, with it's first post in some time.

After trawling through all the blog posts I've missed here are my favourites that I would have commented on;

• BRANDON BREAKS HIS PS3 - TROLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLO :D
• Jesus pw3d you - Man that's funny
• That's it ... you all suck

So what's new - Well,

• Guitar playing is advancing well with new songs ... PictCHOORS of my new baby here :D

She's amazing ... yet nameless ... Ideas?

Snowflake Inlay's are amazing :D

Also new -- 

I have officially started a poster wall in my room which now features many posters and looks awesome ... PICKCHOORS soon

That's all for now but I shalt post new things soon ... ish 

Well Then ...

A while ago Emerson posted about one of his university preferences's course codes being funny (uwanc?  or something). Anyway,

I just added another preference under, "English and Creative Writing". It's course code is: MUJAC

MU-JAC

Wow. 

Match Report - K.E.H.A.N.A

FINAL

Victory -- 5 -3

Despite Brandon (Fucking Brandon) trying to steal the K.E.H.A.N.A match reports from me, here is your OFFICIAL team report.

We won, and were awesome. Played the best we played all season, and that meant even more considering we only had 5 players.

Goalscorers were Tom (2), Brandon (1), Ben (1), and Joe (1) but I'm not sure if mine was a goal or not? hmmmm.

All in all a deserved victory.

SEASON WRAP UP:

Player of The Season: Thomas, Caramel Cake, Mcghloughlamilkcheeselolbrandonfreespiritlin
Leading Goalscorer: Free Spirit
Best & Fairest: Brandon King
Most Improved: Joe Blay
Worst Goalkeeper: Ben Cheng
Best Bogan: Chris Cullinan


Will Joe be joining "The Awesome" next season as UNKNOWN ... cos he'll play in goals permanently :D?
Remains to be seen.

All in all, looking forward to next season.

... =]

• Darcie Boelen I will give you my piano.

  18 minutes ago · 
• 

  Joe Blay And my wife.

  15 minutes ago ·  · 
• 

  Darcie Boelen ‎(psst, you forgot about your leg)

  14 minutes ago · 
• 

  Joe Blay You forgot your face.

  5 minutes ago ·  · 
• 

  Darcie Boelen You forgot your dog.

  2 minutes ago · 
• 

  Joe Blay You forgot your cats...which are just corpses because I killed them.

  about a minute ago ·  · 
• 

  Darcie Boelen GTFO

  11 seconds ago · 

J.A.M

JAMIROQUAI HAVE A NEW ALBUM COMING ... 


" We're delighted to announce that Jamiroquai’s new album ‘Rock Dust Light Star’ is to be released by Mercury Records in November 2010! " -- http://www.jamiroquai.com/

Match Report - K.E.H.A.N.A

Loss - 11 - 2

• It was against Macho Men, they're crazy :P
• The one wearing black pissed me off ... a lot
• Brandon yelled at me when I said a goal was his fault. When it was his fault. 
• Miguel palmed the ball into our net twice :P You asshole :P
• But he did make lots of good saves for a lost cause

Goalscorers --

Nathan - 1

Brandon - 1

Texan Cable Massacre.

Chris Martin pulling the cord from Will's guitar ...

Lol I'm gonna do that at some stage :D

Quote(s) of The Week [Week 2]

Oh Ashlyn ...

1. "Joe, you're gonna give it to me"
2. "Shit's up"
3. "Now use your fingers"
4. "I like it that way"
5. "We're having ... sex"

... Brilliant. 

...

As if to say ...

My New Jacket.

Well the other day I bought a new jacket. It's really awesome and looks kind of militaristic. It looks like a sergeant's jacket from some kind of future earth army who have lasers. Whenever I put it on, I suddenly feel like this great army leader guy who commands his troops on some far off snow world with an icy glare.

And then I have to go and play Dawn Of War with the Imperial Guard ( Interestingly an Earth army from the future with lasers - as mentioned above) and feel all cool.

You'll see it tonight at Geoff/Tom's ...

And be amazed !

Match Report - K.E.H.A.N.A

K.E.H.A.N.A vs Jast 19

Result - Loss -- 5 - 6


Goalscorers;

Joe - 3
Brandon - 1
Tom/Jaimie? - 1

• Tom is amazing and jizztastic. His pass for me to score my third goal was ... just ... *Faints*
• Brandon should close his legs when in the goals.
• Yeah ... Brandon ...
• Brandon should also not show up late and then not pay the price of missing game time.
• Brandon should also do his allotted 10 minutes in goals next time.
• Brandon scored epically however.
• Yet again we're in front and then concede at the last moment to lose ... 

The Island of Tetra.

For those of you who did the Maths Competition paper last week with the last question being about the island of  Tetra, remember how we all took a guess and wasted time drawing maps on our one regulation sheet of working paper?

This smart guy has figured it out;

Q - There are so many towns on the island of Tetra, all connected by roads. Each town has three roads leading to three other different towns: one red road, one yellow road and one blue road, where no two roads meet other than at towns. If you start from any town and travel along red and yellow roads alternately (RYRY...) you will get back to your starting town after having travelled over six different roads. In fact RYRYRY will always get you back to where you started. In the same way, going along yellow and blue roads alternately will always get you back to the starting point after travelling along six different roads (YBYBYB). On the other hand, going along red and blue roads alternately will always get you back to the starting point after travelling along four different roads (RBRB). How many towns are there on Tetra?



Solution;


24 Towns.

Thank you to: Matthew Stoneham
EDIT; And Anonymous 

Now I don't know what you guys put as the answer, but I put 7 ... so ... EDIT; Not so ... close ... 

B.U.M.P.Y.R.I.D.E

With The Hoosiers new album due to be released shortly, here are my top 3 picks for the singles to come from The Illusion of Safety;

1. Choices - The most obvious one ... considering it's already the first single !
2. Bumpy Ride - (Video Below) It's a very cool and upbeat song. Already been picked up and received media attention via (Strangely) friend of the band Perez Hilton ... 
3. Unlikely Hero - The song I feel is shaping up to be my favourite from the album. Very upbeat and "Pop" styled. Sure to gain success.
4. WILD CARD(S) - Glorious and/or Made to Measure and/or Giddy Up - Could all also be singles. Perhaps they'll have more than 3 singles from this album? :O