To whom it may concern

You may have recently stumbled upon a blog post at Music Professio Mihi containing actual transcripts of me claiming that Chris Martin, Jesus Christ and Christianity do not exist.

This was forced upon me by the terrorist known as Matthew Wong, for his personal enjoyment.

I do in fact choose to believe in God and in-turn, Jesus Christ ... however this should be irrelevant.
The real crime is that I claimed Chris Martin didn't exist.

This saddens me deeply, and I am here to say once and for all ... he does in fact exist and I do believe in him.
Chris Martin Exists.

Thank you all for your concern.

:)