Just Thought I'd Share With You All ...

Violet Hill - Coldplay has an alternative music video entitled - "Violet Hill ( Dancing Politicians)". It takes a stab at international politicians and features hilarious footage of George Bush dancing, while there is an audio overlay of a monkey talking. Top quality lip-syncing.

This is an officially licensed video from Parlophone(Coldplay's label).

It's been out for a while but I just watched it again and decided it was pretty coolio to share.

My Christmas Day ( The Delayed Photographic Event)

So as some of you may know, I spent my Christmas Day serving food to the less fortunate members of our community. This was not a problem for either me or my mother because my Uncle(who has no kids) works up in the mines and takes the Christmas shifts so that his co-workers with kids can go home. This results in everyone else in our family having to wait until the 29th/30th of December before we have Christmas lunch and so on.

That said, I still opened presents ... just at like 5 PM after we got home from the lunch serving and were organised.

I manned the potato station, where people would come up and I would place a potato onto their plate ... it was a gun job ... deal with it.

Some photographs from the event;




Me - Confused by the bread



Me - Now clearly not confused by the bread, and cutting it with my big muscular Christmas arms



I got so many phone number requests ...


Other highlights of the day included;

1 - The poor singing of the Asian choir

2 - The fat bogan couple, the woman looked like this -



3 - The hot chicks

4 - A small Irish boy asking me for a potato ... that was incredibly awesome!

UMKAY!

As we near the 100th post, let's take a look at the wonderful world of how awesome RW is?!

OK!
GO!

Firstly, let's take a look at the controversial music video for the song, "Rock DJ".

It features Mr.Williams dancing whilst girls on roller skates encircle him.
As he does so, he begins to slowly remove clothing, until he's reduced to this -



and eventually this -



Robbie then gets into trouble over the video, and millions of people are, "Offended". Video is now amongst the top-ten must-see videos of all time.




Here we see the album cover art from the album, "Escapology", featuring Robbie hanging upside down by a rope with a Mohawk.


Robbie then goes on to his live tour and produces a spectacular replica intro, arriving by helicopter before this -



In addition to being that awesome, he did it in front of in excess of 375'000 fans over three nights.

Quote of the day

There is nothing more joyous than watching a dog destroy a cardboard roll from wrapping paper.

Fact of the Week

Emin3m. (Yes that's a 3 instead of an E, but it's meant to look like the E is backwards so ... ).

In his song, "Hi, My Name Is", a fantastical phenomenon has been discovered.

The "Chorus" of the song consists of Eminem telling people his name is his alias, "Slim Shady".

It goes, "Hi, my name is, (What?), My name is, (Who?), [Scratches}, Slim Shady".

Now say the middle bit backwards, "My Name Is".

"Si emanym"
Or, "Is Eminem".



Brilliant.

List of Celebrities who have attacked paparazzi

Matthew must hate, despise, loathe and think despicable things of all of these people.

1 - Cameron Diaz
2 - Justin Timberlake
3 - Avril Lavinge
4 - Woody Harrleson
5 - Hugh Grant
6 - Britney Spears
7 - Kanye West
8 - Bjork
9 - Sean Penn
10 - Lily Allen
11 - Jude Law
12 - Pierce Brosnan
13 - Alec Baldwin
14 - Tommy Lee
15 - Vinnie Jones
16 - Hayden Panettiere
17 - Brad Garrett
18 - Danny Glover
19 - Steve Guttenburg
20 - Chris Martin

List of Musicians that have been arrested

Matthew must despise and think despicable things about them.

1 - Steve Earle
2 - Chuck Berry
3 - Sid Vicious
4 - Johnny Cash
5 - Slash
6 - Every member of Black Sabbath
7 - Every member of Guns 'n' Roses
8 - Chad Kroeger
9 - Amy Winehouse
10 - Kurt Cobain
11 - Every member of The Sex Pistols
12 - George Michael
13 - Robbie Williams
14 - Michael Jackson
15 - Paul Gray
16 - David Lee Roth
17 - Eminem
18 - Jay-Z
19 - Chris Brown
20 - Britney Spears

Shinoda Eyes Criminal Record

LINKIN PARK frontman MIKE SHINODA harbours a bizarre secret urge - to get arrested by police.
The musician and record producer insists there's no faster way to earn respect from pals than an encounter with cops.
He says, "I think it would be cool to get arrested to a certain degree... I feel like you get high fives from your buddies for getting arrested.
"If you had a sword fight with your buddy that would be so cool, it's a very tough, manly thing to do. And I'm obviously equating getting arrested with swordplay in my sick mind."


Boy what a great role model.

Source -
http://www.pr-inside.com/shinoda-eyes-criminal-record-r87237.htm

VIA; Mike Shinoda fan site - http://mikeksonline.blogspot.com

Epic FC vs Green and Mean

POTATO! ....

Thats the enthusiastic sound of James' suggested war-cry as we prepared to take on the Irish fuckers called Green and Mean.

The match began well, Epic F.C defending strongly with the new formation working wonders. The odd break was followed up every so often, until eventually James stepped up to smash his side 1 - 0 up.

So far so good, with the first 10 minutes of the match already gone, Epic F.C looked set to finish the half on top.

Unfortunately, this was not to be, with just 3 minutes left in the first half, a frustrated Potato man blasted away. Blaise, centrally standing tall, looked almost certain to block, as he had done many times beforehand. However, he missed his block, before the ball come rocketing towards Joe, who had a bout 0.6 seconds to react.

The goalkeeper did well to at least get a fingertip to the ball, but it wasn't enough to keep his side ahead, and the scores were tied a 1-1 at half time.


The second half began, with Green and Mean looking hungry to take the lead. A few shots were allowed on target, but Joe was equal to them all.

As Epic F.C began to push for another goal, they left their defensive duties behind, and almost got the goal, with a brilliant move that led to a powerful shot from Blaise Walker. However, his shot hit the post, and the chance was gone.

As the game began to become more desperate, another frustration shot was taken by a Potato man. In an almost mirror image of the first goal, Blaise moved to block, but the ball fizzed past him and left Joe with no chance to save.

At 2-1, Epic F.C new they had to go all out for the win. Pushing further forward allowed for more opportunities that were unable to become goals. Green and Mean broke on the counter attack several times, but Joe acted quickly to keep his side in the game, even saving a goal with his head.

Epic F.C looked to get an equaliser, but still no goal came. Instead, Green and Mean broke on another counter attack, and this time, Joe Blay couldn't save the goal.

At 3-1 Epic F.C looked for a way back into the match, but with just a minute remaining, Green and Mean defended in numbers and the game ended.

Final Score: 3-1
Goalscorer: James

Ninjariffic Blocks: Wong - 2, Blaise - 300'000'0000'23498
Ninjariffic Saves: Joe - 2

Is Music Professio Mihi Getting Lazy?

No 100 Interesting facts about LP ... still.
No Photo of the Weak for nearly 2 months.
I want more incriminating and sexualised photographs of our blonde haired associate.

HEY!

WHY ARE THERE NO MOORE RIVER PHOTOGRAPHS YET !
I KNOW YOU'VE ALL JUST ARRIVED HOME, BUT GET A MOVE ON MOFOS!

I WAS KIND ENOUGH TO SEND YOU PHOTOGRAPHS OF MYSELF WITH ALL THE BEAUTIFUL LAAAAADIES!

please
:)

Oh Wooooonnngyyyy

Mike Shinoda


Member of the Protestant Church ... one of the four major divisions of Christianity.

Mike Shinoda is a christian.

:)

Cue excuses?

Dawn of War - Metacritic Rating

Here are the Metacritic ratings for Dawn of War and each successive expansion;

Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - 86
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Winter Assault - 85
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Dark Crusade - 87
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Soulstorm - 73

Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II - 85
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II - Chaos Rising - (Yet to be released)

My Favourite is Dark Crusade, plus it's the one that you don't have to have to disc to play.
Soulstorm is really good, but it's lower rating is because the new races added are kinda boring.

I've never played Dawn of War II, but I've heard it's really good .. It's a weird modified RTS ... not really and RTS ... more like an RPG/RTS Hybrid.

Thee you go Wong.

Coldplay

Coldplay are holed up in a dilapidated north London church crafting a new album, report "The Sun" this morning. The band only finished their latest leg of their gruelling world tour in September but they are back at the coal face again.

And the fans who worshipped at the altar of last album, Viva La Vida, will be glad to hear super producer Brian Eno is back on board, masterminding a brave new direction for the group. Frontman Chris Martin is concerned the band are being seen as a huge stadium act and totally inaccessible for their loyal fans.

So he has devised a plan with rock deity Eno and bandmates Jonny Buckland, Guy Berryman and Will Champion to record a stripped-down, more acoustic collection in the eerie church...

The Word Verification System

It doesn't like Vanessa Hudgens;

She's apparently "Sudgengs"

Well then ...

I get fuck all comments on my blog ... especially on Epic F.C match reports ... they take a lot of time you know ...

Epic F.C Vs Sexii Skillz (Fags)

This week saw Epic F.C play, for the second time, the dark powers of Sexii Skillz(Fags).
Whilst we were thrashed(not as much as we could have been), we did manage to totally destroy them int he first half.
Conceding just two goals and managing to score one ourselves int he opening 15 minutes seemed to frustrate the faggots, causing them to bring far more to the table during the second half.

Use of the, now patented, UltraDefence-Premium formation, Epic F.C was able to force their opponents into constant pass backs and frustration shots that were easily saved by Joe or blocked.
Only a few times did the opposition manage to break through the iron-clad defending of Wongy, Jordan, Blaise and Conrad, with a variety of shots saved by the keeper.

The first goal was well struck from the faggot, and it proved too powerful at such a range for Joe to stop effectively. The keeper did get a glove to it, but he could only force the ball into the corner of the net.

The second goal from the faggots came from a rapid passing move that caught the defence off guard, allowing the faggot to shoot from the edge of the D. Even with Joe sliding out, and melting his knee in process, the ball went into the back of the net.

The one Epic F.C goal came when Joe rocketed the ball in between two faggots, where Blaise latched onto it and blasted it into the bottom corner.

As the players drank their water at half time, comments made by Faggots were overheard; "We're fukin' smashin' them, but they're fukin' defendin' ... innit".


Unfortunately, the side couldn't keep the defending prowess in the second half, stamina causing mistakes to come at crucial moments. An upside however, were the goals from Blaise and James, splitting apart the faggots, and pissing off the goalkeeperfaggot.

As the second half wore on, Epic F.C faced numerous challenges. These included the arm-flailingabout faggot, and the sluts sitting behind the goals.

These sluts were a continuing source of laughs from Joe, as every time a goal was scored, they would say stupid slutty things such as; "Haha" and "Well done".
Fortunately, they were shut up as Joe, while slowly picking the ball out of the back of the net said, "You know you're so pretty ... shame you hang out with these twats ... innit". Safe to say, the remained quietsluts for the rest of the game.

Last goal was bullshit ... short-fat-diving-faggot took the free kick about 2 metres ahead of where it was supposed to be taken.

In the end;

8-3

Goals:
Blaise - 2
James - 1

Ninjariffic Saves:
Joe - 1

Ninjariffic Blocks:
Conrad - 2
Blaise - 1

Notes -

We should play that formation every game ... awesome defending ... plenty of goal attempts ... Blaise can play out that central role really well.

Stamina was a problem, but it's probably because of the opposition and how awesome we played in the first half.

And now for some nerdy Warhammer 40K

Ok, so i'm the only person in the group who does it, but I thought I would share with you the wonders of Warhammer 40K, and in particular, conversions.
A conversion is when someone takes the original model kit, and then modifies it by adding or removing parts and tweaking the design of the model.

Here we see a Tau XV88 Broadside Battlesuit(Basically a big mobile gun turret with an alien sitting inside).
- The one on the top is the generic one straight from the box, and the one on the bottom is the conversion.

Quotes

Here is an interesting quote that I'm sure Wong will like;

"Small minds are easily filled with faith"
- Dawn of War, Soulstorm
(yes I have been playing it for a long time)