POTATO! ....
Thats the enthusiastic sound of James' suggested war-cry as we prepared to take on the Irish fuckers called Green and Mean.
The match began well, Epic F.C defending strongly with the new formation working wonders. The odd break was followed up every so often, until eventually James stepped up to smash his side 1 - 0 up.
So far so good, with the first 10 minutes of the match already gone, Epic F.C looked set to finish the half on top.
Unfortunately, this was not to be, with just 3 minutes left in the first half, a frustrated Potato man blasted away. Blaise, centrally standing tall, looked almost certain to block, as he had done many times beforehand. However, he missed his block, before the ball come rocketing towards Joe, who had a bout 0.6 seconds to react.
The goalkeeper did well to at least get a fingertip to the ball, but it wasn't enough to keep his side ahead, and the scores were tied a 1-1 at half time.
The second half began, with Green and Mean looking hungry to take the lead. A few shots were allowed on target, but Joe was equal to them all.
As Epic F.C began to push for another goal, they left their defensive duties behind, and almost got the goal, with a brilliant move that led to a powerful shot from Blaise Walker. However, his shot hit the post, and the chance was gone.
As the game began to become more desperate, another frustration shot was taken by a Potato man. In an almost mirror image of the first goal, Blaise moved to block, but the ball fizzed past him and left Joe with no chance to save.
At 2-1, Epic F.C new they had to go all out for the win. Pushing further forward allowed for more opportunities that were unable to become goals. Green and Mean broke on the counter attack several times, but Joe acted quickly to keep his side in the game, even saving a goal with his head.
Epic F.C looked to get an equaliser, but still no goal came. Instead, Green and Mean broke on another counter attack, and this time, Joe Blay couldn't save the goal.
At 3-1 Epic F.C looked for a way back into the match, but with just a minute remaining, Green and Mean defended in numbers and the game ended.
Final Score: 3-1
Goalscorer: James
Ninjariffic Blocks: Wong - 2, Blaise - 300'000'0000'23498
Ninjariffic Saves: Joe - 2
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