Epic F.C Vs Sexii Skillz (Fags)

This week saw Epic F.C play, for the second time, the dark powers of Sexii Skillz(Fags).
Whilst we were thrashed(not as much as we could have been), we did manage to totally destroy them int he first half.
Conceding just two goals and managing to score one ourselves int he opening 15 minutes seemed to frustrate the faggots, causing them to bring far more to the table during the second half.

Use of the, now patented, UltraDefence-Premium formation, Epic F.C was able to force their opponents into constant pass backs and frustration shots that were easily saved by Joe or blocked.
Only a few times did the opposition manage to break through the iron-clad defending of Wongy, Jordan, Blaise and Conrad, with a variety of shots saved by the keeper.

The first goal was well struck from the faggot, and it proved too powerful at such a range for Joe to stop effectively. The keeper did get a glove to it, but he could only force the ball into the corner of the net.

The second goal from the faggots came from a rapid passing move that caught the defence off guard, allowing the faggot to shoot from the edge of the D. Even with Joe sliding out, and melting his knee in process, the ball went into the back of the net.

The one Epic F.C goal came when Joe rocketed the ball in between two faggots, where Blaise latched onto it and blasted it into the bottom corner.

As the players drank their water at half time, comments made by Faggots were overheard; "We're fukin' smashin' them, but they're fukin' defendin' ... innit".


Unfortunately, the side couldn't keep the defending prowess in the second half, stamina causing mistakes to come at crucial moments. An upside however, were the goals from Blaise and James, splitting apart the faggots, and pissing off the goalkeeperfaggot.

As the second half wore on, Epic F.C faced numerous challenges. These included the arm-flailingabout faggot, and the sluts sitting behind the goals.

These sluts were a continuing source of laughs from Joe, as every time a goal was scored, they would say stupid slutty things such as; "Haha" and "Well done".
Fortunately, they were shut up as Joe, while slowly picking the ball out of the back of the net said, "You know you're so pretty ... shame you hang out with these twats ... innit". Safe to say, the remained quietsluts for the rest of the game.

Last goal was bullshit ... short-fat-diving-faggot took the free kick about 2 metres ahead of where it was supposed to be taken.

In the end;

8-3

Goals:
Blaise - 2
James - 1

Ninjariffic Saves:
Joe - 1

Ninjariffic Blocks:
Conrad - 2
Blaise - 1

Notes -

We should play that formation every game ... awesome defending ... plenty of goal attempts ... Blaise can play out that central role really well.

Stamina was a problem, but it's probably because of the opposition and how awesome we played in the first half.